‘Country On The Inside’ – Level 48 Premium Walkthrough

Country on the Inside Pt. 1

After tapping on Lurleen’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png There was a time when singing at the Beer-N-Brawl was the highlight of my day.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Now I’m just hoping one of those beer bottles being thrown at my head will knock me out of this funk.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Less talkin’, more singin’!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I’m too depressed to sing the blues. If only there was an even sadder way to express myself.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How about poetry?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Those guys seem pretty depressed. Probably from their lack of job prospects and general public disrespect.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Nah, Jewel has said all there needs to be said in verse.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Hey, what about grunge music? It makes you frown just by saying it.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Grunge. Grunge. Makes me feel like an unclean toilet.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I guess the nineties are having a comeback.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Plus you can keep wearing all your plaid shirts from your country days.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Then it’s settled. I’m starting a grunge band. But first I need to find some band mates.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png How you fixin’ to do that?
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Simple – Craigslist.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I’ll post an ad for a barbecue pit, buy it, throw a barbecue, and hope some potential band mates show up.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png It’s fool proof!
Task: Build Barbecue Pit and Make Lurleen Barbecue Some Roadkill (24h, Barbecue Pit)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Boy, Lurleen. This is some of the best grilled mystery meat I’ve ever had.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And I buy my meat from the Kwik-E-Mart.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Our meat is 100% accounted for, 90% of the time.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Homer, it’s so good to see you. With this new band starting up, it would be great to have a manager again.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I DO have experience in both the fields of band management and grunge music.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Wow! You are as qualified as you are handsome.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Are you sure Marge will be OK with it?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Of COURSE she’ll be OK with it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Long hours on the road, tearful soulful music driving us together… what could she possibly complain about?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Grrrrr…
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I’d love to play percussion in your ensemble, as long as it doesn’t interfere with my job. I work 9am to 9am.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Room for one more? I’ve always had a wee soft spot for grunge.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Willie ain’t an open book.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sounds like you’ve got yourself a band! I’m so happy!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But you’re also out of potato salad, so I don’t really know how to feel.

Country on the Inside Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Grunge band? Check.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ace manager? Check.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sexy lead singer? Check.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Franz Kafka’s nationality? Czech!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png So what do we do now, Homer?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png First order of business – free beer at the Beer-N-Brawl!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png And the band will play?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, right. You should probably play a show as well. I’m sure we can squeeze you in somewhere.
Task: Make Lurleen Perform a Gig (12h, Beer-N-Brawl) and Make Springfielders Drink at Beer-N-Brawl (x10) (6h, Beer-N-Brawl)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Great news – I’ve brought your band into the twenty first century!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png With what? A social media campaign? ViewTube videos? Viral marketing?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Even better. I strapped a megaphone to the roof of my car.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Listen up! Everyone get to the Beer-N-Brawl for free beer!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Uh, and to listen to my new grunge band: Forever Alone!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Please don’t interrupt me when I’m megaphoning.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Free beer!

Country on the Inside Pt. 3

After tapping on Marge’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, I don’t want to seem like the jealous wife –
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But please stop spending time with women other than me.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Is this about Princess Kashmir and her proposed blimp trip?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What? No!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well then forget I said that.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Also, on an unrelated note, do you have any spare helium or hydrogen?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It’s about Lurleen – I don’t want you hanging around with that trollop.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, there’s nothing to be afraid of.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It’s just me, music, women, money, endless booze, and a live-like-there’s-no-tomorrow attitude.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png If you won’t listen to reason, I’ll have to confront Lurleen directly…by writing an anonymous article that attacks her character.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mention that there’s free beer at the Beer-N-Brawl.
Task: Make Marge Write a Smear Article (24h, Simpsons House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png This article in Smear magazine says my songs were stolen from Sadgasm!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, that’s my old band!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I didn’t know anyone still remembered us.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No one did on the VH1 special “Try Not To Remember The 1990’s”.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png This is Kent Brockman ambushing you live from a bush. How does it feel to be a fraud?
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png We’re not frauds! We didn’t steal ANY songs!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I dunno, that’s not what this article quotes me as saying…
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Please don’t fight without the cameras rolling, otherwise we’re just going to make you do it again.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png We’re not fighting! I didn’t do anything wrong.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png That’s what they all say. But then we edit, edit, edit and bingo: guilty confession!

Country on the Inside Pt. 4

After tapping on Marge’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That article was supposed to make Lurleen LESS popular.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Now the press is all over her and there’s talk of a Sadgasm reunion tour.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I need a stiff drink! One cranberry juice please.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer can’t wear flannel nowadays! Whenever he lies down, ants attack him thinking he’s a picnic blanket.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Could also be the bits of sandwich he’s always got stuck to his cheeks.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png God I miss Homer.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Without those sandwich bits, the rats have started to go after the smaller customers.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I lost three kids with fake IDs that way.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, if the printed page didn’t destroy her career, what will?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You’re thinking too small! We need to make a slanderous documentary that exposes all of Lurleen Lumpkins’s dark secrets.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I’ve been going through her trash so I know a few of them already.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But we just came up with this idea now! How did you know to start going through her trash?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Look, do you want Lurleen’s dark secrets or not?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I want them. I want them strewn all over town like dirty laundry.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Which reminds me I’ve got a flannel shirt covered in ants I have to wash.
Task: Make Moe do a Slanderous Documentary on Lurleen (1d 12h, Channel 6) and Make Marge Do a Load of Laundry (1d 12h, Simpsons Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow. I had no idea you had such a dark and twisted past, Lurleen!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I do not! That movie was full of lies and slander!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png It’s like Hollywood doesn’t have any respect for the truth!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png You take that back about Hollywood. My cousin was the pig from Babe.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Homer, that bit about my previous managers all dying of mysterious causes was completely false.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I just marry them and then they leave me.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png By way of coffin.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png You have to believe me.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don’t know. That movie might not have had facts, or accurate sources, or evidence, but it did have a CG robot!

Country on the Inside Pt. 5

After tapping on Lurleen’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png This grunge business isn’t getting me out of my depression like I thought it would.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Apparently being sad all the time doesn’t make you happy.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I miss the country lifestyle – the cowboy boots hiding switch blades, the big trucks, the starry skies, the women with large hairdos hiding switchblades.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But you’re a grunge natural!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It’s like every crowd’s energy is lower than the last.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I can’t live like this.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I need open air, belt buckles in the shape of states, and jello being counted as a salad.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I’m going back to singing country songs all alone.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Does that mean no more free beer at the Beer -N- Brawl…?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I quit!
Task: Make Lurleen Play Country Guitar (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I’m sorry Lurleen. I realize now that I was just being a jealous housewife.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I spread all those lies so that you’d fall from grace.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Oh, your jealousy was very much justified. I made several passes at Homer, but he didn’t understand a single one of them.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png She kept wanting me to go back to her hotel room, but why eat out of a mini-fridge when you can eat out of a normal fridge?
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I guess I lost a man I never had, and a career I never fully understood. I also lost thirty-five cents the other day.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Lurleen, that’s the makings of a great country song!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png About the thirty-five cents? I know.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, is there anything we can do to help?
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Buy my CD?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ummm… no.
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