Walkthrough: The Real Investorettes

Luann is required to start this mission. It will start after you complete ”The Joy of Gossip Pt.1”.

The Real Investorettes Pt. 1

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Now that we’re all here, I believe we can call to order this meeting of the Investorettes. Agnes, you were next on snack duty.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png I thought you were coming earlier, so I made Seymour bake a cake months ago.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Luckily they haven’t introduced ants in this game so it’s still good.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png We have some young male Investorettes interested in learning the ups and downs of the stock market.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Can’t you just call us Investors?
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Lesson Number 1 of Investing — Shut yer traps.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png And as your second lesson of investing, you must accomplish this task.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png It just says Hunt a Wild Goose.
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Sweetie, go make mommy proud. Or at least in the ballpark of proud. I’d even take “not ashamed.”
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Now that they’re gone, let’s get down to some real business…
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Can you believe what Marge Simpson said to me?!
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png SEYMOUR! Where’s the lemonade?
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png What kind of hostess serves month old cake without month old lemonade!
Task: Make Investorettes Seriously Gossip [x4]
Task: Make Skinner Serve Refreshments
Task: Make Bart and Milhouse Go on a Wild Goose Chase
On job start:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I had no idea how mean geese are. Mother Goose must have been a real outcast.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png What is this teaching us about investing?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Maybe one of these geese lays golden eggs, and we’re supposed to find out which one!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png It’s unfair that, of the two of us, you have the brains, the brawn and the beauty. All I have is the bacne.

The Real Investorettes Pt. 2

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We tracked down every goose but we didn’t find any golden eggs. One of us did contract goose fever though.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png SQWARK!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Now teach us something about finance!
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Finance isn’t something you can just learn, like economics or money-management. It requires good ideas.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png SQWARK!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What’s that Milhouse? We could sponsor a pro-wrestling show… with El Bombastico as the star?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Like that idea I just had.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That wasn’t your idea. It was Milhouse’s. Who probably needs to go to a hospital.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I’m always thinking of the children, and you are a child, so it sounds like I thought of it for you.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Excellent point, Helen. El Bombastico has been our second most profitable investment.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png First, if you don’t count illegal investments.
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png But none of us knows how to speak Spanish! Boys, how about you go find us a translator?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png SQWARK!
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Bart, maybe you should take lead on this one.
Task: Make Investorettes Plan a Pro Wrestling Show [x4]
Task: Make Investorette Boys Find a Spanish Translator
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I’ve got a surprise for you. Who’s dressed like an insect and only speaks Spanish?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Stinky Pete?
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Ay Chihuahua!
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Oh, yes, that makes more sense. Let’s go meet with El Bombastico!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We couldn’t find anyone who spoke Spanish.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png What about that man dressed like a bumblebee?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You mean Bumblebee Man?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I’m a busy lady, I can’t be expected to know everyone’s name around here, Bort.

The Real Investorettes Pt. 3

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png El Bombastico just pulled up in his luncha-4-door compact.
Tapped Out El Bombastico Icon.png ¡Hola! ¿Cómo puedo servirles?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png What did he say?
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Ehhh… he say… you have the teeth of a much younger woman.
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Oh, why thank you! Tell him thank you!
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Mucho Queso.
Tapped Out El Bombastico Icon.png ¿Estamos comiendo nachos?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Shall we get down to business?
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png ¿Los accidentes para su gato?
Tapped Out El Bombastico Icon.png ¿Mi gato? ¿Ricky Meowtin?
Task: Make Investorettes Attend a Negotiation Meeting [x4]
Task: Make Bumblebee Man Fake Translate (If the user has Bumblebee Man)
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png We would love for you to headline our pro-wrestling event.
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Ehh… Te gusta… el pro wrestlo… frijoles?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png And is there a Mrs. Bombastico? We would love to have her join the Investorettes!
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Tu esposa huele a pescado.
Tapped Out El Bombastico Icon.png *GASP* ¡Usted insulta a mi esposa!
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Where is he going?! Is his marriage on the rocks?
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Because I’m willing to take a bullet and become a famous wrestler’s wife.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png No, that was clearly an offended walk off. I should know —
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png I invented it when Houdini refused to give me the quarter he pulled from behind my ear. My ear, my quarter!
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Forgive me – I do not know Spanish. My parents were just very tan Italians.
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Which I also do not speak.

The Real Investorettes Pt. 4

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png What a disaster. And it’s all your fault!
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Ay dios mio!
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Well, hold on a second. We don’t need El Bombastico. We just need a man in a funny costume.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Duffman won’t return my calls after I had him excommunicated.
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Not Duffman. Bumblebee Man!
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Or more accurately El Bumblebastico!
Bumblebeeman Bumblebastico Icon.png Ay Ay Ay!
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png You think Moe would let us host a drunk wrestling contest at his bar?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png WOULD I EVER!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Aw, shucks. Don’t tell anyone that I was hiding in your bushes, alright?
Bumblebeeman Bumblebastico Icon.png No. No me gusta.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png There’s only two ways out of this situation Bumbleboy. One, you do this for us. Two, end of list.
Bumblebeeman Bumblebastico Icon.png Que lastima!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png His Spanish is getting much better.
Task: Make Investorettes Host a Pro Wrestling Show [x4]
Task: Make Bumblebee Man Do ¡Lucha Libre! (If the user has Bumblebee Man)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wow, we really learned a lot about investing.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Name one thing.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I’d prefer not to.
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