Walkthrough: O’Flan-again

O’Flan-again Pt. 1

After the user logs in:
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Brandine! Why’s my moonshine rich an’ frothy like sarsaparilla, not noxious an’ pungent like turpentine?
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png I saw a leprechaun swimmin’ it this morn’.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Leprechaun?! That’s the sort of silly nonsense if they’d just drunk all my moonshine. J’accuse Brandine!
Tapped Out Leprechaun Icon.png No, tis true! Twas I who swam in your shiniest of moons! I took me yearly bath in it.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Yearly? Who do you think you are – the Queen of England?
Tapped Out Leprechaun Icon.png That’s almost as offensive as callin’ me sober!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png That moonshine’s s’pposed to pay for new blocks to put under our yard car! Now what’re we gonna do?
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png How about you sell it to that funny talkin’ fella over at flannel pub? I bet you can pull one over on him.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Brandine, just cause a fella talk funny don’t mean he dumb. Now while I’s gone go bury them magic beans I bought.
Task: Build O’Flanagan’s Pub
Task: Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus’s Farm
Task: Make Cletus Visit O’Flanagan’s Pub
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png A patron! Bless the emerald isle!
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png It feels like it’s been 364 days since my last customer!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I ain’t lookin’ to buy nothin’. I’s here to sell.

O’Flan-again Pt. 2

After tapping on Tom O’Flanagan’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png This Irish stout is thick and dirty, just like the barmaids back home!
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png This is just the thing I need to lure those bearded twenty-year-olds away from their Saisons and IPA’s.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Although we probably can’t sell it in these broken washing machines.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png It’ll have to be bottled and labeled and… you know, made to look like I didn’t just buy it from an unwashed man with no shoes.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This is a great opportunity to use the three R’s!
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Revolution, Runes, and Riverdance?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh, no. Reduce, Reuse and Recycle. I lobbied the EPA to add Responsible, Sustainable Bookkeeping as a fourth R, but they never got back to me.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We’ll collect bottles from around Springfield and reuse them.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png And I’ll stay here and come up with a name. How about Yellow Girl? Or maybe Empty Stool?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You’re just saying what’s in front of you.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Well, sounds like we’ve both got a lot of work to do!
Task: Make Lisa Recycle Empty Bottles
Task: Make Tom O’Flanagan Think of Craft Beer Names

O’Flan-again Pt. 3

After tapping on Tom O’Flanagan’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png We’re almost ready! We just need a fancy label for our beer.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png I was thinking about namin’ it after me mum: Rat Poison O’Flanagan. It’s a Celtic name.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think you should name it after St. Brigit, the female Irish saint of bastard children, brewers, chicken farmers, and harsh scowling.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Basically she picked up all the slack from those lazy male saints.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png You can’t name an Irish beer after a nun – most of the people in here are drinking to forget their time at Catholic school.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png No no no – we’re namin’ it ‘Spuckler’s Stout’ after my sweetheart Brandine.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png After all, she’s drinkin’ for two!
Task: Make Lisa Print Beer Labels
Task: Make Tom O’Flanagan Bottle the Beer

O’Flan-again Pt. 4

After tapping on Tom O’Flanagan’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Assuming you ignore FDA regulations, Spuckler’s Stout is now ready for public consumption!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The FDA’s in my top 5 favorite government agencies to ignore… right after FEMA, the TSA, the IRS, and the Department of the Interior.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Whenever someone says “in their top five”, that always means fifth.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Homer, I’ve got a business proposition for you. You can have all the free beer you want —
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woohoo!
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png …if you promote the beer on the street.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Wait! Come back!
Task: Make Homer Promote the Beer
Task: Make Tom O’Flanagan Serve Drinks
Task: Make Springfielders Drink Craft Beer x4

O’Flan-again Pt. 5

After tapping on Tom O’Flanagan’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png I’ve brought out my finest drinkers to taste test the first batch of Spuckler’s Stout.
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png I knew that being a frequently relapsing alcoholic would pay off someday!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png *Cough* I think there’s a red hair in my beer.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Uh, it’s what gives it that ginger flavor.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Mine’s got a belt buckle in it.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png An unfiltered Irish experience! Just like Red Tick Ale. All the rage on the Emerald Isle.
Task: Make Tom O’Flanagan Serve Drinks
Task: Make Springfielders Drink Craft Beer x4

O’Flan-again Pt. 6

After tapping on Tom O’Flanagan’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Oh, no. I’m running low on Stout!
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Oh no. Stomach debloating, vision clearing, judgment returning… MORE STOUT!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Brandine, go fetch another bathtub full of home brew.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png We’re out! We ain’t got no bathtub, washing machine, or kiddie pools of beer left!
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png And we can’t make more — that leprechaun ain’t nowhere in sight.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I’s pretty sure I saw something green crawling around the river this morning. Maybe it’s a leprechaun.
Task: Make Cletus Catch Green Creatures
Task: Make Brandine Prepare a Moonshine Bath (oNLY IF YOU HAVE BRANDINE)
On job start:
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Oh shucks, it’s just ‘possums turned green from the river.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Close enough.

O’Flan-again Pt. 7

After tapping on Tom O’Flanagan’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Who would’ve guessed addin’ possums to beer don’t make it magical. I sure wouldn’t!
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png But it did make the possums drunk! And boy are they angry drunks.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Not all of them – this one’s a horny drunk.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png *sigh* Spending the day fending off a horde of hairy, drunk monsters who have overrun my bar…
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png This ain’t the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day at all!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You’ll have to do what you people are best at.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Drinking? Fighting? Nurturing alcoholic writers?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Emigrating!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just make sure you’re back next St. Patrick’s day, when we actually have a reason to visit your pub again!
Task: Make Tom O’Flanagan Hide From Crazed Animals
MESSAGE: It’s too late for Tom but not too late for you! You’ve been awarded a Stack of Beer! Find it in your inventory!
Tapped Out Stack Of Beer Free.png
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4 thoughts on “Walkthrough: O’Flan-again

  1. So… Do we buy up everything we can with the extra currency? Or save the lock picks, capes, telephones and handcuffs? Will EA release a new item to buy with that currency or will it all disappear on the 24th? Does anyone know what to expect?

    • Spend it. EA isn’t that evil. Fling a last minute prize at us. I doubt it. Though The event ends on the 31st. There’s still a fourth issue.

      • I was wondering about this too but if you click on craft items/?… the ‘crafting guide’ it states ‘collections disappear on march 24th’… so you would imagine that’s the end of it….. could be wrong though…..lol

  2. Well there’s a 4th issue it just may not have crafting. The criminals will disappear, so probably the same for crafting. The event currency is Girders

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