Dye The Town Green

Dye The Town Green Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Excuse me, Mr. O’Flanagan. I’m here to perform a task totally appropriate for an 8 year old girl — pick up my father at a bar.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png It’s sad to think that anyone in here is actually a father… but take your pick!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hey, what are you doing to that beer?
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png I’m about to dye it green for St. Paddy’s Day.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png With that food-coloring! You should use a more eco-friendly dye. It would be a green way to go green… that was a joke.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png If you say so.
The player receives “Dye The Town Green Pt. 1” which is to “Make Tom O’Flanagan Dye the Beer Green”. It takes 60 minutes.

 

Dye The Town Green Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Tom, I wanted to take a picture of all your eco-friendly green dye-usage for my blog.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Perhaps this exciting development will push my readership into the single digits!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Now why don’t you move all this red stuff and shoe me the green.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Oh My Blarney Stones! I’ve done it again! I must confess my deepest secret – I’m red/green color-blind.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png This is worse than when I accidentally joined the sinister Communist Party thinking it was the benevolent IRA!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Color-blindness is not that big of a deal.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png It is if you’re Irish! I once pinched Kermit the Frog on St. Patrick’s Day. I’m a MONSTER!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Luckily you’re the only Irishman in this game, so you’re safe.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Leprechaun spies are everywhere! Whether you sprung for the premium character or not.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Oh Little Lisa, would you be willing to help one more fully grown man with his problems?
The player receives “Dye The Town Green Pt. 2” which is to “Make Tom O’Flanagan Actually Dye the Beer Green”. It takes 45 seconds.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png It’s working!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No… it’s not.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Oh. I have no way of knowing because of my color-blindness of course.

 

Dye The Town Green Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This eco-friendly dye just isn’t strong enough to counteract the red.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png I’m a sorry excuse for an Irishman. I don’t even use Irish Spring. I use Lever 2000!
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Come St. Patrick’s Day, I’m going to have an angry mob kicking down my door wanting their beer to be an unnatural shade of green, not an all-natural shade of red.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png And if they don’t, then they’ll want my blood. My emerald green blood.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Umm…
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Not that too!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I can fix this! This is why I played with chemistry sets while all the other kids were off playing tag and red light/green light
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png You mean green light/green light? … Oh no.
The player receives “Dye The Town Green Pt. 3” which is to “Make Lisa Fix the Green Dye”. It takes 24 hours.

 

Dye The Town Green Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It still isn’t working!
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png I haven’t been this sad since they canceled the short-lived Micheal Flatley sitcom – Landlord of the Dance.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe the Kwik-E-Mart has stronger dye that isn’t too horrible for the environment?
The player receives “Dye The Town Green Pt. 4” which is to “Make Lisa Shop at Kwik-E-Mart”. It takes 60 minutes.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I’m sorry, Lisa. I’m afraid I have used all my green dye to make a Shamrock Squishee.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And green hotdogs?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Yes, of course… those hotdogs are DYED green…

 

Dye The Town Green Pt. 5

After tapping on Tom O’Flanagan’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png I’m ruined! Is it too late to rebrand myself in time for Chinese New Year?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If only you could take credit for our green river, but everyone knows that’s just because of the toxic nuclear runoff.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Toxic nuclear runoff? That sounds way more powerful than eco-friendly green dye.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But all my morals! My self-righteous indignation! I couldn’t!
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png But if I lose my bar, the Irish will turn my story into a limerick for sure. And they’ve gotten so uncomfortable dirty.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Let down a kindly old man or hurt the environment? These types of moral questions are only fun in the abstract!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We can use nuclear runoff to dye the beer green, but only if you put some recycling bins around your bar.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png That’s the spirit! Now you’re talking like a useless environmental regulation committee!
The player receives “Dye The Town Green Pt. 5” which is to “Reach Level 9 and Place a Dumpster (x3)“, “Make Lisa Relinquish her Moral High Ground”, and “Make Tom O’Flanagan Use Nuclear Waste to Dye the Beer Green”. It takes 12 hours.

 

Dye The Town Green Pt. 6

After tapping on Tom O’Flanagan’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png It’s finally green!… right?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes, this time you’re right. It’s actually green.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png In the wise words of your father and my employer: WOO HOO!
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png And just in time to open for out first customer: your father and my employer.
The player receives “Dye The Town Green Pt. 6” which is to “Make Homer Endure Moderation” and “Make Springfielders Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash (x16)“. It takes 16 hours.
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