Easter 2014: Prize Box Quests

Father Sean

White Collar Hero (Dialogue Coming Soon)

White Collar Hero Pt. 1
TIME CHARACTER required  
12 Hours Father Sean Be Cool On His Motorcycle
White Collar Hero Pt. 2
TIME CHARACTER required  
8 Hours Father Sean Quote Contemporary Rappers in a Sermon
White Collar Hero Pt. 3
TIME CHARACTER required  
Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern
60 Minutes Father Sean Play Drums In a Priest Band
White Collar Hero Pt. 4
TIME CHARACTER required  
4 Hours Father Sean Make Catholicism Cool
White Collar Hero Pt. 5
TIME CHARACTER Required  
24 Hours Father Sean Regret Meeting Homer Simpson

 

Hugs Bunny

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Look, Tapped Out players! It’s the Easter Bunny!
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png Actually, sir, my name is Hugs Bunny. Or rather, that’a the name of the character I am portraying. I am plainly a man in a bunny suit.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh. I mean, look, TSTO gang! It’s a guy in a bunny suit!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Geez, everybody. Don’t be so gullible. Did you REALLY believe that was the Easter Bunny? Because I sure didn’t. Not for a second.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Seriously, everybody, I think tapping on that phone all day is turning your brains to mush.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png As much fun as it is listening to you berate your local customers, I have work to do. You’ll excuse me.
The player receives “The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 1” which is to “Make Hugs Bunny Check on Easter Eggs”. It takes 60 minutes.

 

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hugs, you are truly the most gifted performer the world has ever known.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png I own a bunny suit. That is the full extent of my talents.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png I’ve not even taken the time to develop an “act”. Most four-year-olds find me woefully unprofessional.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Let me be your agent, Hugs, and I promise you that within three years you’ll be accepting the Oscar for Best Rabbit.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png There’s no such thing, and even if there was, I would lose.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png See, the Oscars are a popularity contest, and I am famously difficult to work with.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png Because, when you get down to it, I am ashamed to be a man in a bunny suit.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I believe in you, Hugs!
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png Well, I don’t.
The player receives “The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 2” which is to “Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House” and “Make Hugs Bunny Work a Birthday Party”. It takes 4 hours.

 

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 3
After tapping on Hugs Bunny
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png Another day, another mildly disappointed birthday party.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Let me be your agent, Hugs. Don’t you want to make the big bucks?
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png If I felt I deserved them, yes. But again, I am a lazy hack.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png A lazy hack who deserves to be paid more for his art. I can get you what’s right and fair.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Then I will take 30%, leaving you with 70% of what’s right and fair. Doesn’t that sound fair?
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png Not especially, but I’m tired of arguing. Go for it.
The player receives “The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 3” which is to “Make Hugs Bunny Fight for Fair Compensation”. It takes 24 hours.

 

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bad news, Hugs. Some lawyers from Disney saw an ad I took out for you. They’re suing you for stealing their character.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png Hugs Bunny isn’t a Disney character. I invented him!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png See, they did a movie with the Easter Bunny in it. So now they feel they own all holiday-themed rodents.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png They also claim to own the rights to Santa Claus, the Boogeyman, the emotion “love,” Ronald Reagan and dreams.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, and in that same movie one character hugged another, so by using the name “Hugs,” you’re infringing on their intellectual property.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Looks like Hugs is dead. Really sorry.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png You idiot!
The player receives “The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 4” which is to “Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall” and “Make Hugs Bunny Battle Homer”. It takes 8 hours.

 

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 5
After tapping on Hugs Bunny
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Hugs Bunny, you have been found guilty of assault, disturbing the peace, and resisting arrest.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png I hereby sentence you to twelve hours of community service, starting with an educational presentation at the local elemantary school.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, at least you’re back in show business, Easter Bunny.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png I am NOT the Easter Bunny, you buffoon!
The player receives “The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 5” which is to “Make Hugs Bunny Give a Presentation to Children”. It takes 12 hours.

 

Shary Bobbins

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 1
After tapping on Ned
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, I was thinking my boys might benefit from having a woman in the house.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I get it — you want my advice on how to meet women.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, “Christian Couples” is a great dating site for people like you. “PlentyofJesusFish” is also good.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Or if you’re feeling frisky, there’s “Chritian Swingers.” Though I imagine you’ll meet some very conflicted people.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png No, no, I’m looking for a nanny!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Someone like Shary Bobbins, who came into your life so magically, discovered what horrible people you are, then got sucked into a jet engine.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh yeah — happy memories. But hey, if Shary Bobbins is who you want, Shary Bobbins is who you’ll get!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png But Homer… she’s dead.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stupid Flanders, Shary Bobbins is magic! She WAS dead, but now she’s alive… because of magic.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You don’t mean… BLACK magic?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No! Let’s call it… “grey” magic…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, actually really, really dark grey. Like Payne’s Grey. So dark it kinda looks black. But of course it’s not. Only it is.
The player receives “A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 1” which is to “Make Shary Bobbins Practice “Grey” Magic”. It takes 8 hours.

 

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 2
After tapping on Shary Bobbins
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png I’ve never seen such well-behaved childern! Your rooms are spotless, your homework is done, and you’ve completed every task set before you.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png Oh no, we’ve run out of chores! It’s a kid’s worst nightmare!
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Bedtime isn’t until 5:30. However shall we ever fill the time?
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Now, now, children. If you search a little harder, you can always find some meaningless task to fill the time…
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png I feel a song coming on…
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! POINTLESS TASKS FOR IDLE JERKS! NOTHING THAT NEEDS DOING, NOTHING REALLY WORTH PURSUING!
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! ANYTHING THAT LEAVES YOU IRKED! SORTING’S ALWAYS BRUTAL, EVEN MORE SO WHEN IT’S FUTILE!
The player receives “A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 2” which is to “Make Shary Bobbins Sing an Educational Song”. It takes 4 hours.

 

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 3
After tapping on Shary Bobbins
Tapped Out Todd And Rodd Icon.png Wow, Shary Bobbins! We just spent hours accomplishing nothing!
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png You see, children? I knew you could do it!
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Now, imagine how much more fun it would be if, instead of just wasting time, you actally accomplished something?
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png And what if the thing you accomplished was something very, very naughty? Wouldn’t that be even MORE fun?
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png You’re scaring me, British lady.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! TRY THEM AND YOU’LL GIVE ME THANKS! KIDS BEHAVING BADLY NEVER PASS THE EVENING SADLY!
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! SOON YOU WILL BE ROBBING BANKS! LET’S GET INTO TROUBLE, AND LET’S DO IT ON THE DOUBLE!
The player receives “A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 3” which is to “Make Shary Bobbins Encourage Evil Deeds”. It takes 60 minutes.

 

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 4
After tapping on Shary Bobbins
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Daddy, Shary Bobbins is making us do bad things!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Miss Bobbins, far be it from an American to criticize anyone with a British accent…
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png …but why are you corrupting my little angels?
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Godness me! Most people who use the Dark Arts to summon their nannies from beyond the grave EXPECT this kind of thing!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Yes, well, it didn’t say anything about “demonic tendencies” in your references.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png I’ve been meaning to update those.
The player receives “A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 4” which is to “Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House” and “Make Shary Bobbins Update her References”. It takes 12 hours.

 

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 5
After tapping on Ned
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Miss Bobbins, I’m afraid this just isn’t working out.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Are you firing me?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png “Firing” is such an ugly word. Let’s call it “encouraging your relocation by brining in an exorcist and dousing the entire house in holy water.”
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png I suppose it’s for the best. I’ve never met such perfect angels as your boys. It makes me sick.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png If only Homer Simpson would take me back. That son of his shows real promise, evil-wise.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Ah, well. Goodbye, children!
The player receives “A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 5” which is to “Make Shary Bobbins Fly on her Umbrella”. It takes 24 hours.

 

Crazy Cat Lady

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Welcome back to Springfield, Eleanor Abemathy!
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Aiiririarrr!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Sorry, I didn’t get that. Could you say it again, and maybe not hurl cats at me while you do?
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Gruiirahgruuugh!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I know that behind that endless barrage of cats and babbie lies the mind of an intelligent woman, I have to find a way to talk to you!
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Flumliilirajodamogh!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ow! Cats hurt, you know.
The player receives “Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 1” which is to “Make Crazy Cat Lady Throw Cats”. It takes 12 hours.

 

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 2

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Aisiijelkrrr! Flamphumph!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Eleanor Abernathy, graduate of Harvard Medical and Yale Law at age 24… reduced to this. So sad.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Perhaps I can be of assistance!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I believe I have found a way to communicate with this insane-but-somehow-ravishing-at-least-to-me-but-I’m-so-so-lonely-person.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Professor Frink! Do you like the Crazy Cat Lady?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Nooooooooo… Or rather, yes, so much! It’s comes with being immensely hard up, you see. Very logical!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ew.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It is “ew!” No one knows more than I. Anyway, let me explain what my latest invention can do…
The player receives “Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 2” which is to “Make Crazy Cat Polish her Degrees (With a Cat)”. It takes 4 hours.

 

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 3

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png You see, I believe that the Crazy Cat Lady’s babblings are actually coherent thoughts, expressed in the language used by cats themselves.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Blauidiioeummmmaaah!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Good glayvin, you’re intoxicating.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That’s incredible. But why, may I ask, did you invent a machine to speak cat?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I was hired by the Defense Department to build an argon laser that could be fired from space.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png But a few screws in the wrong place, and boom — cat translator.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Now, Ms. Abernathy, if you would be so kind as to speak into the flayvin-moyvin, we’ll begin.
The player receives “Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 3” which is to “Make Crazy Cat Lady Speak Cat”. It takes 8 hours.

 

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 4

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Aiisenbloooossunaaai!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Can your machine translate that, Professor? I must know what this brilliant woman is telling us!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I believe the translation is coming through now…
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png …CAT!…CAT GOOD DOG BAD!…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes, Eleanor, we know you are fond of cats. We can understand you know. What do you want to say to us?
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png …CAT! ALL CAT NO DOG NEVER DOG! CAT! THROW CAT! CAT CAT! THROW NO DOG BUT CAT THROW YES!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ow! Eleanor, there’s no more need to throw cats — you can express yourself through language! And, again, cats hurt.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png CAT THROW YOU DO CAT? CAT CAT! CAT CAT CAT! DOG BAD DOG GO NO CAT CAT DOG THROW NO CAT THROW!
The player receives “Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 4” which is to “Make Crazy Cat Lady Babble Incoherently”. It takes 60 minutes.

 

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 5

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png CAT CAT THROW NO DOG DOG! ALWAYS CAT! MOUSE CHASE EAT MOUSE NO DOG BAD DOG!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *sigh* Thanks for trying, Professor. I suppose the bright young woman that was Ms. Abernathy is gone for good. Bye.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png CAT NO NEVER BAD ALWAYS GOOD BUT DOG BAD! … IS THE LITTLE GIRL GONE? EXCELLENT. NOW GATHER ‘ROUND, MY FELINE ARMY.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png THAT WAS A NARROW ESCAPE, BUT THE HUMANS STILL HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF OUR PLANS.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png SOON THE HUMANS WILL FALL UNDER OUR CLAWS. THE EARTH — AND ALL ITS PLUSH TOYS AND SCRATCH POSTS — WILL BE OURS!!!
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png FOR THE DAY OF MAN IS ENDING. AND TOMORROW WILL SEE THE DAWN OF THE PLANET OF CATS!!!
The player receives “Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 5” which is to “Make Crazy Cat Plan a Cat Revolution”. It takes 24 hours.
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