Clown In The Dumps

Synopsis

A Springfield resident dies. Also, Krusty retires after he’s offended by a comedy cable channel roast of him, and Lisa tries to protect Homer from getting hurt.


Game Play

All Dressed Up…

Pt. 1

Upon logging in:
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I’m getting roasted this weekend. You know you’ve made it when a cable TV channel underpays strangers to insult you.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png You must be thrilled. It’s a huge honor.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png No, a huge honor was the fat judge I saw after my DUI.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Is that a joke? I don’t know anymore unless the audience “LAUGH” sign lights up.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I gotta rent a tux. My old one ripped when I wore it for that “black tie kwon do” skit. It was funny until it got racist.
Task: Make Krusty Rent a Tux Online – 12h – requires Krusty Burger
Make Sideshow Mel Help Krusty Order Online. it takes 12 hours and requires Krusty Burger (only if the player has unlocked Sideshow Mel)
Upon sending Krusty to do the task:
MESSAGE: TO Clown in the Dumps Krusty's Mansion notice.png
Upon completing quest:
MESSAGE: TO Clown in the Dumps Tuxedo Krusty notice.png

Pt. 2

Upon tapping on Tuxedo Krusty’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png This tux ain’t bad. I haven’t worn one since my 4th wedding.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png I remember. Wonderful girl.
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png If it was a wonderful girl, it wasn’t my 4th wife. She tazed me on the honeymoon.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png I remember that too. You ended up in a Caribbean hospital.
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png Which was where I met my 5th and 6th wives. That was a crazy week.
Task: Make Tuxedo Krusty Strut Around Town. it takes 12 hours.

Pt. 3

After tapping on Tuxedo Krusty’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png I’m really turning heads in this tux. Now I see why Mr. Peanut dresses the way he does.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png It does suit you. Going for the “gentleman’s girdle” was clearly the right decision.
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png Yeah, except now my junk is stuffed tighter than a Tokyo subway car.
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png It’s time for me to cash in on looking half-decent…
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png …just like all my ex-wives did by marrying and divorcing me.
Task: Make Tuxedo Krusty Get a Free Drink. it takes 4 hours. Make Sideshow Mel “Ride Krusy’s Coattails”. it takes 4 hours (only if the player has unlocked Sideshow Mel)
Upon quest completion:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Good afternoon. From your outfit, I can already tell you are in the wrong store.
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png Yeah, as you can see, I’m pretty well off. So… what’s free?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png The Kwik-E-Mart corporation offers nothing for free. Even the employee bathroom is a pay toilet.
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png You can’t say no to rich guys. That’s how America works!

Pt. 4

After tapping on Tuxedo Krusty’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png Krusty, just because you’re wearing a tuxedo doesn’t give you a free pass to act like this.
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png Great, another free thing I don’t get.
Task: Make Tuxedo Krusty Demand Free Service. it takes 8 hours.

Pt. 5

After tapping on Tuxedo Krusty’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png I’m looking good, I’ve stolen good jokes, it’s an open bar — this night is lining up perfectly.
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png And for a show stopper, I have a tiny clown hiding in my pants.
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png It’s bad for him, but still better than his life in the country he escaped from.
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png As long as there’s developing countries, I’ll have pants clowns. God bless you, global economy!
Task: Make Tuxedo Krusty Rehearse with Mini-Ha-Ha. it takes 24 hours.
Upon quest completion:
MESSAGE: Tune in this Sunday to see how things go for Krusty. Spoiler alert – the day after Sunday will be Monday!

Shakespearean Comedy

This questline only unlocks if the player has unlocked Sideshow Mel:

Pt. 1

After tapping on Sideshow Mel’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png With Krusty’s constant pea-cocking, there’s no room for advancement for us other performers!
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png I’m tired of being a “Z list” celebrity. I yearn for a vowel-list, and it needn’t be an “A”.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png How hard can it be? All Krusty does is tell jokes then play laughter pre-recorded by prisoners.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png I know! I’ll write jokes of my own. They’ll be urbane and wry – that’s what people look for in their comedy!
Task: Make Sideshow Mel Refine His Material. it takes 12 hours

Pt. 2

After tapping on Sideshow Mel’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png Krusty’s tux-fueled hubris is sure to lead to his downfall.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png So tonight, I’ll rise from Krusty’s failure like a Phoenix.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png The bird, not the city…
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png …definitely not the city.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png I can’t seem to find my invitation. I swear I’d lose my bone if it wasn’t expensively glued to my scalp.
Task: Make Sideshow Mel Search for his Invitation. it takes 12 hours
Upon quest completion:
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png The invitation never arrived.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png You call one network executive an idiot, and they take away your sitcom and blackball you for life.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png I’ll show them. They may be able to keep me from taking the podium, but they can’t keep me out of the building.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png By the time anyone realizes I’ve signed on as Krusty’s “plus one”, it will be too late!

Relax Like a One Percenter

This quest requires the player to have bought Krusty’s Mansion:

After tapping on Krusty’s exclamation mark:
Task: Make Krusty Relax Like a One Percenter. It takes 6 hours and requires Krusty’s Mansion

Skins

Image Name Unlock message
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty.png Tuxedo Krusty Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty unlock.png

 

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time
Tapped Out Krusty's Mansion.png Krusty’s Mansion Donut Tapped Out.png115  6 Seconds
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