Diggs & The Man Who Grew Too Much

Synopsis

Diggs

Bart is rescued from a confrontation with Springfield Elementary’s bullies by Diggs (Daniel Radcliffe), a recent transfer student and aspiring champion in the niche sport of falconry. But Bart soon discovers that Diggs harbours aspirations on a far more grand scale than wrangling falcons: he actually wants to take to the sky himself.

The Man Who Grew Too Much

On a research trip, Lisa is shocked to discover that Sideshow Bob is now the chief scientist at a massive chemical engineering company, but her fears are allayed as she becomes enamoured with his like-minded appreciation of high-culture. Meanwhile, Marge’s attempt to preach healthy sexual practices to a teen church group goes awry.

Game Play

 

I say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 1

After the player logs in
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ugh, I hate March. There’s nothing at the Famer’s Market expect fried dough and figurines carved from last year’s gourds.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Cheer up. “March Madness” is coming, by which I mean my behavior on St. Patrick’s Day.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Is it so much to ask to have fresh, locally sourced vegetables in the middle of winter?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yes. Yes, I’d say it is so much to ask.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I don’t care. I’m going to keep loudly and annoyingly demanding what I want until I get it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You are wise in the ways of parental manipulation. I’ll go see if Cletus has any of these… uh… what are they called again?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Vegetables?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Eew! Yeah, those.
The player receives “I say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 1” which is to “Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus’ Farm” and “Make Homer Visit Cletus’s Farm”. It takes 4 hours.

 

I say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 2

After tapping on Cletus’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Welcome to Spuckler Farms, your source for hupcaps, questionable fireworks from Mexico, and roasted varmint parts.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Two possum drumsticks and a squirrel tail for me. Are you growing any fresh vegetables for my daughter?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Sorry, but the main thing we farm here is government disability pensions. Every new young’un pretty much guarantees us another couple hundred a month. Double if he’s got an actual tail. Which they mostly do.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yea, it’s great to be on of America’s takers. But no vegetables, huh?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Well, now that you mention it, a MYSTERIOUS SCIENTIST done come by last week and give us a big bag of seeds. Said they was genetically modified hybrid of potatoes and tomatoes that’d grow anywhere, any season, and cut the time to make potato-tomato salad in half!
MESSAGE You can now grow GMO Pomatoes at Cletus’s Farm!
The player receives “I say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 2” which is to “Grove GMO Pomatoes”. It takes 4 hours.

 

I say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, I’ve done something unusual – I’ve satisfied your request. Here, a bag of farm fresh “pomatoes”. Half potato, half tomato, all delicious.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh, you don’t mind if I run them through my “Lil Forensic Scientist” DNA kit, do you?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Take your time. I’ve got a crate of Mexican Fireworks and Flanders’ lawn ornaments to blow up. I’m set for hours.
The player receives “I say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 3” which is to “Make Lisa Investigate Pomatoes” and “Make Homer Pass the Time”. It takEs 24 hours.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, Dad, those pomatoes are total legit… If you ignore the fact that they contain DNA from a combination of at least 15 different mammals, fish and birds!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That explains their delightfully horsey after taste.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We should also check under the sofas and in the closets, because I’m pretty sure I saw one sprout little legs and run away. Stil, GMO foods may be the only hope for our generation to survive the messed-up planet your generation is bequeathing us.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bless sweet death for saving me from having to live through your awful future.
MESSAGE Who’s the mysterious scientist responsible for this strange aberration? Which tastes worse, French-fried pomatoes or spaghetti and pomato sauce?
MESSAGE Find the answers, if you dare, on this Sunday’s double episode of The Simpsons, 8/7c on FOX

 

Diggs

After tapping on Milhouse’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Bart, I’m worried about this text message you sent me.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I said I was looking for a new pet. So what?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png But I thought I was your favourite pet! Your little pet Milhouse who’s so great because he cleans up his own poops.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Mostly.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Milhouse, for the last time, try and remember you’re a human. I mean an animal pet, something dangerous and exciting.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Like a gerbil in a ball? Oh boy! Just imagine the thrill of not knowing where he’ll roll next!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sure. You get your gerbil. I’m getting the animal that dives from the sky at Mach 1 and eats your gerbil.
MESSAGE Check out the Build Menu to find a Limited Time pet Falcon linked to the brand new double-episode of The Simpsons on Sunday, 9/7c on FOX.

 

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock message
Freedom (Falcon).png Freedom Donut Tapped Out.png40 Tapped Out Unlock Freedom.png

 

Crops

Image Crop Cost Income Experience Time Expires
GMOpomatoicon GMO Pomatoes Money80 Money225 XP25 4h 24h
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