Penny-Wiseguys

Synopsis

Homer is shocked to discover that his bowling teammate, Dan Gillick (guest voice Steve Carell), is an accountant for Fat Tony (guest voice Joe Mantegna) and his mob. When Fat Tony gets jury duty, he appoints Dan as the temporary don of the mafia. Meanwhile, Lisa adds insects to her vegetarian diet after she passes out in the middle of a saxophone solo, but starts questioning her decision when bugs start pleading for mercy in her dreams.

Characters

Image Name Unlocked When
Tapped Out Fat Tony.png Fat Tony The Player Updates

Game Play

Wanted: Stereotypical Crime Boss Pt. 1

After unlocking Fat Tony
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png I should be able to lay low here for a while. But first I must acquire the necessary low-laying supplies.
The player receives “Wanted: Stereotypical Crime Boss Pt. 1” which is to “Make Fat Tony Buy Hole Up Supplies”. It takes 45 seconds.

Wanted: Stereotypical Crime Boss Pt. 2 and Pt. 3

After tapping on Fat Tony’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Pasta, sauce, a checkered napkin and a sleeveless t-shirt… just the essentials of life.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Now I’ve got to find a place in which I can keep out of sight.
The player receives “Wanted: Stereotypical Crime Boss Pt. 2” which is to “Make Fat Tony Hole Up in the Brown House”. It takes 3 minutes.
After sending Fat Tony to hole up in the Brown House
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png All this walking around Springfield is killing me! I need a nice disappear-inside-a-building job.
The player receives “Wanted: Stereotypical Crime Boss Pt. 3” which is to “Make Homer Break into the Brown House and Watch TV”. It takes 3 minutes.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Hey, what are you doing here? You’re a cop? You’ll never take me alive!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Fat Tony! I didn’t know this was your house. Please don’t kill me! I’m just a lazy guy who likes TV!
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Oh no — this is not my abode. I’m just taking an unscheduled vacation of indeterminate length. Please pass the remote.

Wanted: Stereotypical Crime Boss Pt. 4

After tapping on Fat Tony’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Homer, it would be to our mutual benefit if you did not tell anyone that I am here.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Don’t breathe a word if you want to keep breathing in general.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No need to get your gun out again…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But if you’re hiding out, you shouldn’t stay here. Half the town drops by here on a regular basis!
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Then you’ve got to hide me, Homer! Please? Pretty please with a gun to your head on top?
The player receives “Wanted: Stereotypical Crime Boss Pt. 4” which is to “Make Fat Tony Hole Up in the Simpson’s Basement”. It takes 5 hours.

Wanted: Stereotypical Crime Boss Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ugh, dad, why was there a Mafia Crime Boss hiding in our basement?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You know, I didn’t think to ask! Why are you hiding, Fat Tony?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Did you off someone, commit tax fraud, drink a large soda in New York City?
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png I did all of those things. But that’s not why I’m hiding and I can’t speak out it, it’s too awful.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad… He’s kind of scaring me. Why don’t you take him to get something to eat? Even if it’s meat, that’s fine with me.
The player receives “Wanted: Stereotypical Crime Boss Pt. 5” which is to “Reach Level 7 and Build the Krusty Burger”, “Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger” and “Make Fat Tony Eat at Krusty Burger”. The tasks takes 30 minutes.

Wanted: Stereotypical Crime Boss Pt. 6

After tapping on Fat Tony’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png You know Homer, my boys are here every week collecting protection money, and I’ve never tried their burgers before.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What do you think?
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png I think the clown who runs this place is the real criminal. We should get back, before somebody sees me.
The player receives “Wanted: Stereotypical Crime Boss Pt. 6” which is to “Make Fat Tony Hole Up in the Simpson’s Basement”. It takes 5 hours.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ahh, there you are, Fat Tony!
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Uh oh. Is it bribe time already?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png No, that’s not ’til next week. Today, I have an enveloppe for you!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait, aren’t you going to arrest him?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png What? No. That’s just papers informing him he has to report for jury duty on Sunday, November 18th at 8/7 central.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why are you talking like that? What courthouse is open on Sunday nihgts?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And who’s going to run the Mafia while he’s serving jury duty?
MESSAGE “Find out in the November 18th episode of The Simpsons!”
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, I get it — it’s a promo! We still get to keep Fat Tony in our town after the show airs though.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png I’m not going anywhere.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo-hoo!

Leave a Comment?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s