Whiskey Business

Synopsis

Sonny Rollins appears as a hologram to Lisa when she takes exception to a “Tupac-at-Cochella” -style hologram of blues icon Bleeding Gums Murphy and starts a letter writing campaign to stop this holographic exploitation. Grampa injures himself while babysitting Bart, and quickly discovers he prefers being cared for by his grandson than the staff at the nursing home and Moe finds a new lease on life when rich venture capitalists take an interest in his homemade bourbon after Marge and Homer help him.

Game Play

MESSAGE “In this Sunday’s episode on FOX, Moe gets a new suit and a new lease on life. You’ll find a brand new suit for Moe in your inventory!”

New Skin Tapped Out Respectable Moe New Character.png

Moe’s New Suit Pt. 1

After tapping on Respectable Moe’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png What’s this? A suit! And in my thin-shouldered hunch-backed Quasimodo size!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow Moe! When you wear it, it looks like you’re standing up straight.
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png That’s because I AM standing up straight. For the first time in my life I’ve got self-loathing!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You mean “self-confidence”?
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png Yeah, that one. I’m just so used to saying the other.
The player receives “Moe’s New Suit Pt. 1” which is to “Make Respectable Moe Strut in the Suit”. It takes 12 hours.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You know Marge, I think things are looking up for Moe.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I’m just glad to see him doing something other than leering at me from a bush.

Moe’s New Suit Pt. 2

After tapping on Respectable Moe’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Moe! Marge and I were thinking of going out for a bite.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Normally we wouldn’t invite you, on account of you being unpleasant and unpresentable and… well, you know, you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But now that you’ve got that suit, we don’t mind being seen with you in public.
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So what do you say we grab dinner at Luigi’s?
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png Screw that! Let’s go out someplace fancy!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Um… okay.
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png And we’ll get drinks and appetizers and entrees and desserts!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don’t know…
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png And the whole dinner will be your treat!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe this isn’t such a good idea.
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png Too late! I already called ahead and ordered one of everything on the menu.
The player receives “Moe’s New Suit Pt. 2” which is to “Reach Level 16 and Build the Gilded Truffle”, “Make Homer Dine at the Truffle”, “Make Marge Dine at the Truffle” and “Make Respectable Moe Dine at the Truffle”. The tasks takes 2 hours.

Moe’s New Suit Pt. 3

After tapping on Respectable Moe’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png Thanks for dinner, guys.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You’re more than welcome Moe. It’s so nice to see you looking so slick. Is there ‘someone special’ we don’t know about?
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png No. This suit can do a lot of things, but even it can’t make me attractive to dames.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Don’t be silly. You’re a successful business owner — all you need to attract dames is to be polite, listen to them, and not call them dames.
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png Thanks for the tips, Midge.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Also, clean this place up. Your successful business looks like a pigsty.
The player receives “Moe’s New Suit Pt. 3” which is to “Make Respectable Moe Clean up the Tavern”. It takes 2 days.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow, the bar looks great all cleaned up! I never knew it had brass rails. Or a floor.
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png Yeah, but I still haven’t met anyone. Where are all the women in this town?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I hear you, buddy — it took me 15 levels to find Marge!
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png *sigh* It’s like I’m trapped in a world created by a bunch of writers who don’t know anything about women.

Moe’s New Suit Pt. 4

After tapping on Respectable Moe’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png There’s a saying — unlucky at love, lucky at getting drunk. I’m going to distil some 15-year-old whiskey.
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png Let’s just hope it doesn’t actually take 15 years, like that growing corn on Cletus’s farm job.
The player receives “Moe’s New Suit Pt. 4” which is to “Make Respectable Moe Distil 15-Year-Old Whiskey”. It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Moe, this whiskey is amazing! You should start a whiskey-making business.
Tapped Out Respectable Moe Icon.png Maybe I will. Or maybe I already did…

 

Characters

Image Name Unlocked when
 Tapped Out Respectable Moe artwork.png Respectable Moe The player downloads the update

 

Decorations

Image Name costs
 Limo Limo Donuts40
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