Game of Stones Walkthrough

Game of Stones Pt. 1

Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What?! Moe ran out of beer?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Impossible! That’s like Miley Cyrus running out of tounge poses!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Apu, two chases of your cheapest beer! Nothing fancy, just something to make me woozy and bloated.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I would love to sell you dangerous quantities of alcohol.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Especially since you always stumble back later for snackcakes, lotto tickets and those adult diaper wipes.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png But all the bottles of alcohol in my store mysteriously exploded. And the walls behind the alcohol have mysteriously developed baseball bat dents.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So there’s no booze in this whole town? Oh God! I’ll be forced to face it like sober!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png None of my ideas will seem brilliant!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png George Lopez won’t be funny at all!
Tapped Out Number 1 Hooded Figure Icon.png Psst, I know how you could have enough alcohol to ruin TWO livers…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I’ll do anything you say, hooded figure I just met!
Tapped Out Number 1 Hooded Figure Icon.png Re-build the Stonecutter Lodge!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That’s right! They had a microbrewery, champagne fountain and bourbon jacuzzi!
Tapped Out Number 1 Hooded Figure Icon.png Yes, The Stonecutters invented alcolism as a way to control “cool people”.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And for that, I am forever grateful. I shall build the What-cha-ma-callit Lodge!
The player receives “Game of Stones Pt. 1” which is to “Build the Stonecutter Lodge”. It takes 16 hours.

 

Game of Stones Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Number 1? YOU were the hooded figure? But I thought you quit The Stonecutters to form the No Homers Club?
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Regrettably, the No Homers lost their clubhouse in the nuclear super-accident.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don’t know how many times I’m gonna have to say this but:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sor-ry!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Yes, well, I’d like to be a Stonecutter again.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, but you have to do what I say. The birthmark on my butt says I’m your leader.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png I prefer to think of it as your upper thigh.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Do what you gotta do.
The player gets a new costume to Homer which is “Number 908”. Then the player receives “Game of Stones Pt. 2” which is to “Make Number 908 Be the Chosen One”. It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Hey, everyone! Look at The Sacred Texts! I never noticed this part here, scrawled in purple crayon!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png “In the event of nuclear meltdown, the NEW leader shall be he who holds the sacred purple crayon!” Oh look, I have it right here!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don’t know… that crayon looks more like a deep plum.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png It also says Homer gets to keep the title of “Chosen One” and the fancy hat and… uh… this “Doors of Europe” calendar.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woohoo! It’s a deal! There’s a bunch of unused months on this!

 

Game of Stones Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Number 1, you may be the leader of The Stonecutters but these days all of us take our orders from…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The Sky Finger.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The Sky Finger places all our buildings and sends us on our jobs.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Often while he’s supposed to be working no less.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Well, I shan’t be doing this Sky Finger’s bidding.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Sky Finger! Obey MY command! “open-bracket COLLECT underscore FROM underscore HOUSES close-bracket”
The player receives “Game of Stones Pt. 3” which is to “Collect from Houses (x5)“.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How did you learn the code to make the Sky Finger do THAT?!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png *shrug* I know a lot of nerds.

 

Game of Stones Pt. 4

Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Stonecutters! It is time to step forward in our march toward Global Domination!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Let us read now from the ancient prophecy to learn what must be done.
MESSAGE:
HINT: All Kids in Springfield now have a new job you can use to complete Number 1’s task!
The player receives “Game of Stones Pt. 4”

 

Game of Stones Pt. 5

Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Now carefully and thoughtfully place the Sacred Parchment. It is the most hallowed artifact of The Stonecutters.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png More essential to us than the fragment of the cross, the holy folder of take-out menus and the rack for our pool table.
The player receives “Game of Stones Pt. 5” which is to “Build Sacred Parchment”.

 

Game of Stones Pt. 6

Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png There is no better opiate of the masses than shiny, new trinkets.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png This chest of artifacts will distract attention from our darkest machinations. Like jingling car keys when giving a baby a shot.
The player receives “Game of Stones Pt. 6” which is to “Build Chest of Sacred Artifacts”.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooo, let see what’s in our treasure chest!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Holy hand grenade…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ring with writing on it that makes me want to punch people…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png used shroud with some bearded dude’s face burned in…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *moans* There’s nothing good in here!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This jeweled cup is too wide for drinking. Still, I guess I can use it.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh my God! I think that’s the Holy Grail!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now it’s Daddy’s ice cream bowl.

 

Game of Stones Pt. 7

After tapping on Skinner’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Number 600…
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png That’s my number, don’t wear it out! Heh, heh.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png I need the membership to come together for a very important meeting.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png I want you to make an announcement and then stand by the bar to make sure no one gets too drunk.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png That’s exactly what I do every day at school!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Don’t be glib. It doesn’t work for you.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I was just thinking the same thing.
The player receives “Game of Stones Pt. 7” which is to “Build Willie’s Shack”, “Make Number 908 Attend a Secret Meeting”, “Make Number 36 Attend a Secret Meeting”, “Make Number 600 Attend a Secret Meeting”, and “Make Number 85 Attend a Secret Meeting”. It takes 8 hours.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png My brothers in stone, it is good to see you all once again assembled in this lodge.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png The Springfield Stonecutters are growing in their power. The time has come to use our strength to take over the Shelbyville chapter…
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png …and then the WORLD!

 

Game of Stones Pt. 8

Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png These Stonecutter meetings are so stressful. No one cowers in my presence. People make eye contact.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Lenny actually said, “How’s it goin’?” to me. And because he outranks me I was compelled to tell him!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I don’t know how you non-richies handle the nobody-ness of it all.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png We’re used to it, sir. Shall I prepare the relaxation pool?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Yes. A little dip will do me good.
The player receives “Game of Stones Pt. 8” which is to “Build Cooling Towers”, “Build Money Pool”, and “Make Number 29 Take a Dip in the Money Pool”. It takes 4 hours.

 

Game of Stones Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Number 908, we would like to honor you for re-building our beloved lodge.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I would say that you guys shouldn’t have… but I think you really probably should.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Attach the Stone of Triumph to The Chosen One!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png D’oh!
The player receives “Game of Stones Pt. 9” which is to “Build Stone of Triumph” and “Make Number 908 Wear the Stone of Triumph”. It takes 10 hours.

 

Game of Stones Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Now we begin our siege of the Shelbyville Chapter.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png We will sneak into their Lodge, steal their booze then frame the Shelbyville chapter’s leader for the crime.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Homer, do you think you can handle this?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sure, I’m pretty stealthy when I’m not dragging around a rock.
The player receives “Game of Stones Pt. 10” which is to “Make Number 908 Steal Steal Liquor from Shelbyville Stonecutters”. It takes 10 hours.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mizzion Accompwished! Permission to say: “hic”.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Homer! You’re back? But where is all the liquor you were supposed to steal?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I’ve cleverly hidden it all *hic* in my, whacha-call, liver.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Shhhhhh. *wink*
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png How on earth could you drink that much alcohol?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I’ll tell you the secret, c’mere…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I need to go to a hospital now.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bye-bye. Blackie-outie…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png

 

Game of Stones Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png At last, the Stonecutter table! It looks as glorious as it once–wait, what’s this?
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png “Homer Rules!” Number 908, did you write on our beautiful table?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, I am the Chosen One, so I do kind of rule…
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Sand it off. And then place it. We’ve got some singing to do!
The player receives “Game of Stones Pt. 11” which is to “Build Stonecutter Table”, “Make Number 908 Sing the Stonecutter Song”, and “Make Number 36 Sing the Stonecutter Song”. It takes 12 hours.

 

Game of Stones Pt. 12

Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png To ensure our continued success, we’ve commissioned a monument to honor the dark lord!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Behold, Satan’s Anvil!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What?! So the Stonecutters are actually a secret satanist society?
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Actually no. I’m afraid of satan – gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png I just think it would look really badass to have a 120 foot stone devil in our courtyard.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Amen! Looking cool is my religion, too!
The player receives “Game of Stones Pt. 12” which is to “Build Satan’s Anvil”.
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One thought on “Game of Stones Walkthrough

  1. 2 of 6 days I can’t playat all because of work but 4 of 6, I usually complete all the tasks. Will I still have enough tokens to complete this quest by July 2?

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