It’s Just Swamp Gas Walkthrough

It’s Just Swamp Gas Pt. 1

After tapping on Number 51’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Pulse rate normal in all three hearts. Skin clammy and deep green. Fingertip tentacles still sucky…
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png I appear unaffected by the nuclear blast that obliterated Springfield.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Commencing celebration protocol. Imbibing fungal excrement commonly referred to as “beer.”
The player receives “It’s Just Swamp Gas Pt. 1” which is to “Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement”. It takes 8 hours.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Yes, I find fungal excrement pleasant in taste and similar in color to human urine.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now you’re making ME thirsty!
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Sit with me and I will purchase your glass of drink for you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You are the classiest friend I’ve ever had!

 

It’s Just Swamp Gas Pt. 2

After tapping on Number 51’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png My heart lights are fading – I require sustenance!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sustenants? Eh, I’m not really into ethnic foods. Let’s grab a Krusty Burger. That’ll light your heart right up!
The player receives “It’s Just Swamp Gas Pt. 2” which is to “Make Number 51 Consume Engineered “Meat” Product”. It takes 1 hour.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png This “burger” contains no organic matter whatsoever. It is mostly cow-flavored shredded plastic.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png That’s right. Everybody SAYS they support recycling, but no one puts their money where their mouth is…. by which I mean, eat used plastic bottles.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Complain all you want –no refunds!
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png You’ve misunderstood me, Clown. The twin aromas of floor cleaner and burnt hair remind me of Martian cuisine.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png My compliments to the gas cloud who prepares your foodstuffs.

 

It’s Just Swamp Gas Pt. 3

After tapping on Number 51’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png These Krusty Burgers have made me homesick. They have also given me cramps in two of my stomachs.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png I shall call my mothership and report on my marital status and whether or not I am wearing sunscreen.
The player receives “It’s Just Swamp Gas Pt. 3” which is to “Make Number 51 Phone Home”. It takes 1 hour.

 

 

It’s Just Swamp Gas Pt. 4

After tapping on Number 51’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Homer, you are my friend and so it is with heavy heart that I tell you the mothership is coming to take me back to Mars.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Also, they plan to enslave all of humankind.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Great! ‘cept… I’m not listening ‘cause… TV is on…
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Your apathy is troubling. However, you have given me an idea. Scooch over!
The player receives “It’s Just Swamp Gas Pt. 4” which is to “Make Number 51 Watch Old B-Movies”. It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png That movie made no sense! If water kills aliens why would they invade a planet that is 71% ocean?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooh look, there’s a sequel. Shall we watch it?
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Nuke another bag of kettle corn and hand me a throw blanket, we are watching this bad boy!

 

It’s Just Swamp Gas Pt. 5

After tapping on Number 51’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png I have devised a plan to save your planet!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, good! I don’t want to die or see my loved ones die.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png I shall edit footage from horror movies to convince the Martian War Council that Earth has already been conquered.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Really? That doesn’t seem like a very good plan. Maybe I’ll just hide behind my loved ones.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png I forgot to mention, I have mad editing skills.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh. Then we should be fine.
The player receives “It’s Just Swamp Gas Pt. 5” which is to “Make Number 51 Create Invasion “Documentary””. It takes 8 hours.

 

It’s Just Swamp Gas Pt. 6

After tapping on Number 51’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why are you working so hard to save the Human Race?
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png I have developed a deep affection for your flawed but noble species.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Also, I have a gift certificate for a spa day that I have not used yet. I do not want it to go to waste.
The player receives “It’s Just Swamp Gas Pt. 6” which is to “Make Number 51 Send Invasion “Documentary” to the Mothership”. It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Did your plan work?
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png They believed that the footage was of another alien race conquering this planet.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo hoo!
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png However, that did not discourage them from wanting to conquer the earth themselves.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png D’oh!
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png But the romantic subplot between divorced federal agents who reignite their passion made the council think that humans would be too annoying to deal with.

 

It’s Just Swamp Gas Pt. 7

After tapping on Number 51’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png To Earth, its wonderful peoples and heavenly hot stone massages!
The player receives “It’s Just Swamp Gas Pt. 7” which is to “Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement”, “Make Number 51 Consume “Meat” Product”, and “Make Number 51 Watch TV”. It takes 1, 8 and 24 hours.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So is nobody going to say how strange it is that a Martian is just wandering around Springfield?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We have leprechauns that poop money and run away if you tap them – nobody thinks that’s weird.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I actually do… but I see your point.
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