Level 45


 

Should I Buy Uter and the Hungry Hun (COMING SOON)

Should I Buy The BBQ Pit (COMING SOON)


Characters

Image Character Unlock message
Artie Ziff.png Artie Ziff Tapped Out Artie Ziff.png
Tapped Out Uter Unlock Artwork.png Üter  IMAGE COMING SOON

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time
Tapped Out ZiffCorp Office Building.png ZiffCorp Office Building Cash.png1,016,000  24 Hours
Tapped Out Indoor Tennis Courts.png Indoor Tennis Courts Cash.png516,000  24 Hours
Tapped Out The Hungry Hun.png The Hungry Hun Donut Tapped Out.png160  6 Seconds
Tapped Out Fortress of Choclitude.png Fortress of Choclitude Cash.png10,000,000 3 Days

Decorations

Image Name Cost
Tapped Out ZiffCorp Sign.png ZiffCorp Sign Cash.png550,000
Tapped Out BBQ Pig.png BBQ Pig Donut Tapped Out.png60

Gameplay

The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 1

After tapping on Patty’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png Why the frown, Selma?
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png This better be because we were ousted from the MacGyver Fan Club for indecency, and not man problems again!
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png My boyfriend got an electrolarynx and now says he’s too good for me.
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png For God’s sake, Selma – there’re plenty of handsome men in the sea.
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png Desperate, lonely, ugly, handsome men.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Look at the facts, Patty. We’re past 44 and still alone.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Even my green card marriage fell apart – how am I supposed to compete with Haiti?
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png I have a feeling 45 will take us to a whole new level.
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png And that level is rock bottom, with hunks like Artie Ziff.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png You mean the guy who’s crazy about Marge?
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png A desperation only a loving sister can take advantage of.
The player receives “The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 1” which is to “Build ZiffCorp Sign”.

The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 2

After tapping on Marge’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh no… Artie!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Don’t take this the wrong way…
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png …but you’re the last person I ever wanted to see again.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png If I had a nickel every time someone said that to me, I’d still be rich!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png But don’t worry your corn cob shaped head, I’m just here for a helping hand…
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png …in marriage?
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Kidding!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Just a helping hand. No funny business…
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png …unless you like a man who’s funny.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Kidding again!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Just the help.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe I can help you.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer! Really?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It’s so rare to help someone worse off than me.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I’m always the bottom left of New York Magazine’s Approval Matrix.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Every week!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png I humbly accept your offer of help, Homer. You clearly are the bigger man.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I offer you help and you insult my weight. How dare you!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png He means that as a compliment, Dad.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png In that case, let’s do the manliest thing I know –
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Destroy our livers!
The player receives “The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 2” which is to “Make Homer Drink at Moe’s”, “Make Moe Serve Drinks”, and “Make Artie Have a Glass of Soy Milk at Moe’s” It takes 8 hours.

The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now that you have some Liquid Courage, and I’ve had some alcohol, let’s find you a date!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png First, you’ll need a wingman, one who is both uglier than you and less attractive.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lucky for us, we have Moe.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I know it, but it still hurts.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png What exactly does being a wingman entail?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png For starters, I can help you collect intel on the prey…
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png …I mean victim…
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png …I mean woman…
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png …I mean object.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Then you can use that information to manipulate her!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png And all this time I’ve been foolishly selling personal information to the government, when I could have been using it to get dates?
The player receives “The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 3” which is to “Make Moe Spy on Midge” and “Make Artie Spy on Everyone” It takes 12 hours.

The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 4

After tapping on Artie Ziff’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Marge, it is my professional opinion as an amateur opinion giver that everything wrong in your life is because of that sub-human drunk Homer Simpson!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png My husband offered to help you and this is how you repay him?
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png This is new Springfield!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png It’s a vast multi-dimensional universe where the currency is trans-fat based. Everything’s changing!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Give me a chance, Marge, and I can vastly improve your quality of life!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ok Artie, what do you propose?
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Margery Bouvier! I thought you’d never ask!
The player receives “The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 4” which is to “Make Artie Propose to Marge” It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Artie, no means no.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I wish you would respect me when I say that.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Sometimes the most respectful thing you can do is ignore a woman’s wishes and tell her what she really wants.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png You’re looking at the new Artie! One that looks, talks, and acts like the old one.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png If you think you’re a better man, Artie, don’t prove it to me – prove it to yourself!

The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 5

After tapping on Artie Ziff’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Marge is playing hard to get once again!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png But if I know Marge, and for some reason I believe I do, the one thing that impresses her above all else is…
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png MONEY!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Time to reclaim my crown as the most successful, narcissistic idiot in Springfield’s business universe.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Watch out, Krusty!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png And Mr. Burns!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png And Duffman!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png And Kent Brockman!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Geez, I didn’t realize there were so many rich idiots in–
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Keep your monologue to yourself, buddy. This bar is here to forget your problems, not solve them.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Sorry Moe, I have this bad habit of thinking out loud. I suppose I can’t quite get enough of the delightful sound of my own voice.
The player receives “The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 5” which is to “Make Artie Form Business Connections” It takes 12 hours.

The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 6

After tapping on Artie Ziff’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Moe, I came to you first with an exciting business opportunity.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png The last time I fell for that line I bought an Indian graveyard.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Err, I mean, an empty plot of land.
Native American Spirit You said you would honor our spirit, Moe.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png And you believed me, Chief Gullible Panther.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Moe, you’ve proven yourself a man with loose morals and that’s exactly who I want to be in business with.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Buy some shares of ZiffCorp and don’t ask too many questions, and I’ll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I don’t know – I’ve got some pretty wild dreams.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png In one, I got wheels for feet.
The player receives “The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 6” which is to “Make Springfielders Invest in ZiffCorp (x10)” It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Hey, Carl, do you think we made a mistake investing our life savings into this stock?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png No, Artie said he was coming to us first. And we can trust him — he was wearing a suit.

The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 7

After tapping on Lenny’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png ZiffCorp was ranked the number one stock to buy in 2014 by Hickory Dickory Stock, the magazine for child economists.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png If it’s good enough for America’s youth, then it’s good enough for me.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png It’s logic like that that makes me feel better about investing so much in a company I know so little about.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png And here’s another article on ZiffCorp in Ferdinand the Bull Market, the magazine for child bankers.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Huh. Turns out ZiffCorp’s borrowing our shares, short-selling them, and then repurchasing and returning them to us at a later date.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png That seems a little shady and not to our benefit. Should we be worried?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png My financial advisor says there is nothing to be worried about. We’ll be millionaires by nap time.
The player receives “The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 7″ which is to Make Artie Short Sell ZiffCorp Stock” It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png Yeehaw! I just bought me a majority share of the hottest company in ‘Murica! I feel like dancin’.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Please stop shooting your own feet! We’re on the second floor.
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png Well, how do you dance if you aren’t shooting at your feet to make ‘em move?
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png In my culture, we sit down in chairs and make other people pick them up and dance for us.

The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 8

After tapping on Artie Ziff’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png I know how unorthodox it is to call a board of directors meeting in the middle of the streets, but I need to tell you all something and I wanted to do it in a place where I can easily escape.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png ZiffCorp is filing for bankruptcy.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png What about the articles in Mother Goose’s ‘Lullabye and Sell’ about ZiffCorp’s massive profits? Was that all just a fantasy?
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png No, not a fantasy.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png A lie! That was a lie!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png I think it’s technically called investor fraud.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png But what about us?
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png You will lose all your investments.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png But don’t worry, there’s a silver lining…
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Oh good, cause that all sounded really bad. What is it?
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png You didn’t let me finish. A silver lining on my new tennis court.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Not quite regulation, but I love the way my ruby-crusted tennis balls clang off it.
The player receives “The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 8” which is to “Build Indoor Tennis Courts” and “Make Artie File for Bankruptcy”. It takes 12 hours.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Artie, you are absolutely the most unethical, sleazy example of a human being I have ever come across!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png You’re right – I AM rich.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Now will you marry me, Marge?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You just don’t get it. I don’t want to be with you, or even around you. Go home Artie.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png What could have possibly gone wrong?!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png I didn’t listen to a word she said and ruined hundreds of people’s lives.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png I should be swimming in Marges.

The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 9

After tapping on Judge Snyder’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png …Insider trading, cooking the books, dangerously undercooked books, unauthorized exchanges, laundering money through numerous child-focused investment magazines.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png I don’t know if there’s a white collar crime you haven’t committed, Mr. Ziff.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png White collar crimes are the good ones, right?
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Mr. Ziff, these are very serious accusations!
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png A lot of people, including myself, have been financially crippled because of you! You’ve ruined lives!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png I don’t suppose this ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ card I have in my wallet is game transferrable?
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Jail? I don’t think that’s necessary. It’s not like you shoplifted or were found with a minuscule amount of drugs.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png House arrest will do. And if you don’t have a house, the court will appoint one for you.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png As for your failing business that ruined the community, its market cap just qualifies as too big to fail.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png I hereby order the town to bail out ZiffCorp and build it a fancy office building.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Case dismissed!
The player receives “The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 9” which is to “Build ZiffCorp Office Building”.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png So ZiffCorp is back and will be publicly traded.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png But I’ll never be fooled by a man in a fancy suit again.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Hey! Nice suit, Carl, so are you thinking of buying back in?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Are you crazy? I lost over three hundred thousand dollars!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Then I’m buying back in!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png What?! Why?
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png I said I wasn’t going to listen to a man in a suit and you’re a man in a suit.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Thanks for the not advice, Carl.

Burning the Midnight Oil

After tapping on Artie Ziff’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png You’re a dirty cheat, Artie Ziff!
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png I lost millions on your bum stock! I had to sell off 10% of my hat collection and 15% of my horse.
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png That’s unfortunate, but as the expression goes — hate the game, not the player.
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png I live my life by one expression and one expression only — I don’t like expressions!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to burn some midnight oil if I plan to get my tennis serve back to millionaire status.
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png Burn that midnight oil while you can. I will have my vengeance, and it will be as swift as it is shocking!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png For the record, I’m not going to meet you in any town squares at noon.
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png Then my vengeance will be less swift than previously anticipated.
The player receives “Burning the Midnight Oil” which is to “Make Artie Practice his Tennis Serving Skills” and “Make The Rich Texan Raise the Price of Midnight Oil”. It takes 1 and 12 hours.
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png How’s burning all that midnight oil treating ya, Artie?
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png Odd that you ask. I just tried to purchase some more and they said my card was declined.
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png That’s because I own all the midnight oil fields this side of the Middle East. And I raised the price 500 times!
Tapped Out Artie Icon.png How crude!
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png And I raised the price of crude 1000 times!
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png I believe your expression is, hate the game, not the player. Yee-haw!

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 1

After tapping on Uter’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Welcome back, Uter!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So much has changed since you’ve been gone. Mostly the locations of things and that our currency is donuts now.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Donuts? Sweet sugary donuts?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You can’t eat them. They’re legal tender.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, semi-legal — legal tender is usually transferable.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Then I will have to forgo donuts, and eat a healthy breakfast instead.
The player receives ” You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 1″ which is to “Make Uter Enjoy Candy for Breakfast” It takes 8 hours.

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 2

After tapping on Uter’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Oh no, ze first day of school and my lederhosen are filthy!
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png What else can I wear? Pants WITHOUT suspenders?
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png The children will make fun of me for sure.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Perhaps I can make a fresh pair out of ze curtains, just like ze Von Trapps!
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Oh no – these curtains are filthy too! Back to Plan Acht!
The player receives ” You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 2″ which is to “Make Uter Wash Lederhosen” It takes 1 hour.

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 3

After tapping on Skinner’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Hello, Uter. Or as they say in your country — Hallo, Uter.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I honestly thought Springfield being destroyed would make you want to go back home.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png No no, I must attend your American school system to get grade A American education, Principal Skinner!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Well, the Department of Education actually gave our grade A American education a D minus.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png But no “learning” today, Uter.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png While in Europe you might learn on Saturdays, and give wine to babies, here in America Saturdays are strictly for non-learning.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I’m just here to supervise a Sci-Fi convention in the school gym.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png I love sci-fi! Almost as much as deep fry!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Then come on in, Uter – your enthusiasm and girth will fit right in.
The player receives “You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 3” which is to “Make Uter Attend Sci-Fi Convention”. It takes 4 hours.

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 4

After tapping on Uter’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Wraps of Khan and Chocolate Cookies Of The Fried Kind – this is paradise!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Uter, you old so and so! I haven’t seen you in ages.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png We’re way past-due on your last wedgie appointment.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I’m going to have to do a full bully overhaul – wedgie, swirlie, noogie, maybe even a swonkie.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png If I move my next Haw-Haw appointment, I should be able to squeeze you in…
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png …to a locker.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Please, no! Don’t make me run, I am full of chocolate!
The player receives ” You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 4″ which is to “Make Uter Run While Full of Chocolate” . It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Out of the vay!
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png My nurples must not become purple!
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png These conventions are a great place to find social misfits with genius-level IQs for my superweapon project.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Plus pick up some more slammers for my Pog collection.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Get back here, nerd!
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Of course, I also usually nab some hired muscle in the process.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png That kid would be a great candidate for my Henchboys to Henchmen program.

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 5

After tapping on Uter’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png If I run another step, I will yodel!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png When I get my hands on you, you’re getting a beating American-style!
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Oversized portions and no apologies!
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png I need a place to hide. A place that is safe, secure…
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png …and, hopefully, full of candy.
The player receives ” You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 5″ which is to “Make Uter Hide in the Kwik-E-Mart”. It takes 8 hours.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I believe your bully has gone, young customer. But feel free to continue to eat our imported chocolate…
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png …imported from the Shelbyville Discount Candy Emporium.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Thank you for your hospitality – I shall never nougat it!
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Haha, candy humor. Auf Wiedersehen!

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 6

After tapping on Uter’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png I don’t feel well. It could be a cramp from all that exercise.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Or perhaps it was that candy-less candy apple I ate earlier. Nature lies about its candy!
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Perhaps I should meet with herr doktor…
The player receives ” You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 6″ which is to “Make Uter Visit the Doctor”. It takes 12 hours.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Do you know what is wrong with me, herr doktor?
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Oh I’m no hair doctor, although I do like to take care of my locks. Heh-Heh-Heh.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Uter, you have what I call the Rocky of diabetes – types one through seven.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png But you also don’t have any American health care, so on your way.

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 7

After tapping on Uter’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Maybe I should take the advice of my cousins Hansel and Gretel and round out my diet.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png A steady regiment of breadcrumbs and houses!
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Strange, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
The player receives “You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 7” which is to “Make Uter Have Second Breakfast”. It takes 12 hours.

The Magic Schoolbus

After tapping on Uter’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png I cannot wait to see all my school friends again.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png I am sure they will be happy to see me again, too.
The player receives “The Magic Schoolbus” which is to “Make Uter Sit Alone on the Bus”. It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Whoa, little dude, I didn’t even notice you sitting there.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png You’ve been sitting on me for half an hour.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png I thought you were a bean bag chair. I guess I solved the mystery of the screaming bean bag chair.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Oh wise bus driver, I feel so alone. My only friends are the ones I eat.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Whoa, dude, never eat your friends. If they’re anything like Dave, they’ll get super mad.

The Rule of Two Pt. 1

After tapping on Hank Scorpio’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Ah, look at that big kid chase that pudgy kid. What a beautiful time in a young monster’s life.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Come back here, nerd!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png When I catch you, I’m going to give you an Indian burn so bad you’ll open a casino.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png *sigh* Really takes you back. Reminds me of when I made Henry Kissinger pee his pants in pre-school.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png I think he was picking up his daughter.
The player receives “The Rule of Two Pt. 1” which is to “Make Nelson Shake Down Nerds” and “Make Hank Scorpio Reminisce”. It takes 12 hours.

The Rule of Two Pt. 2

After tapping on Hank Scorpio’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Excuse me, Mister Muntz. Have you ever considered a career as a goon, a thug, or a hoodlum?
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Those were the exact careers listed on my career aptitude test.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png And US Senator.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png The world needs leaders, Nelson.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png And those leaders need faceless ruffians behind them to help stomp out the competition.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png What you need to do is create a program that you can organize in your own megalomaniacal image.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png You had me at megalomaniacal image.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png So the very end?
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I’m a slow learner.
The player receives “The Rule of Two Pt. 2” which is to “Make Nelson Organize Bullying” and “Make Hank Scorpio Oversee Bullying Program”. It takes 8 hours.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png The Advanced Muntz Organization of Bullying, or A MOB, thanks you for your donation, doofus.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Please enjoy these complimentary return address stickers that I’ve punched into your stomach.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png *ooof* I feel better having donated to a deserving cause.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Look at the little scamp go, punching stomachs and administering wedgies like a future Fortune 500 owner.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png What is this thing I’m feeling? Pride?…
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png …No, it’s gas. Shouldn’t have eaten that gas station sushi.

3 thoughts on “Level 45

  1. Pingback: Level 45 Level Guide Now Available! | Tapped Out Daily

  2. Do u have the tuxedo krustyland story line? I can’t find it and do you know an quick and easy way to remove friends from your origin account?

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