Level 48

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Should I Buy. . . Lurleen and the Beer-N-Brawl? (COMING SOON)


Characters

Image name Cost Unlocked with
Janey Powell.png Janey Cash.png724,000 Gold Navy Department Store
Tapped Out Lurleen Artwork.png Lurleen Donut Tapped Out.png140 Beer-N-Brawl

 

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time
Gold Navy.png Gold Navy Cash.png724,000 24 Hours
Beer N Brawl.png Beer-N-Brawl Donut Tapped Out.png140 6 Seconds
Krusty Burger Oil Rig.png Krusty Burger Oil Rig Cash.png8,000,000 Instant

 

Decorations

Image Name Cost
Tapped Out Rat Barbecue Pit.png Barbecue Pit Cash.png100,000 .

Gameplay

Smells Like Mean Spirit

Smells Like Mean Spirit Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png School is ridiculous!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Today, Miss Hoover made us play Hide ‘n’ Hide until the day was over.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yeah, it’s like no one cares if we even go to school.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It’s paradise!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I can’t allow the young minds of Springfield to grow as soft as the middle-aged butts of Springfield.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I must take this to the Internet!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png No one will care. Especially not the Internet…
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png …unless you put it into list form, or write it on a photo of a cat.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png My friends will care…
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What friends?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You’re right, I need some friends!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But where do you meet friends outside of school?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The library? Volunteering at a retirement home?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Come on, Lisa, don’t think like yourself.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You hate yourself. Think like a vapid tween.
Task: Build Gold Navy (12 hours)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You can’t spell fair-weather friend without friend!

 

Smells Like Mean Spirit Pt. 2

After tapping on Janey’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Oh it’s you, Lisa. My ninth friend I’m most excited to see!
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Congrats on finally making it to my top ten.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How about we switch and I’ll keep the “Best” part of the “Best Friends” necklace I just gave you?
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png I appreciate that. I don’t want to exclude anyone better who might come around.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Too bad they don’t make “Best Acquaintance” necklaces.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Janey, I wanted to see if you’d star in a series about school reform on ViewTube.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png You had me at star and then lost me at school reform, but got me back at ViewTube. I’m in!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png First we need a name for our channel.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We’re devil-may-care women taking on the academic establishment, so maybe “Naughty School Girls”.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Type it in.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png *gasp* Not that.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png How about something more innocent, like Sparkle Pony Squad?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *gasp* The Internet is a filthy place.
Task: Make Janey Set Up a ViewTube Account on her Laptop (8 hours) and Make Lisa Record a School Awareness Video (8 hours).

 

Smells Like Mean Spirit Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I registered a complaint with ViewTube.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Clearly they didn’t release our video properly — we don’t have a single view!
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png You didn’t watch your own video?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I thought it would be unethical, like voting for yourself or eating meat or trick or treating for anyone other than UNICEF.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png It’s boring stuff like that that’s made our video unwatchable.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Our videos need more jazz, more pizzazz, more razzmatazz – more z’s in general!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I suppose even the most prestigious news organizations still add little bits of flair to keep people interested.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Like 60 Minutes’ ticking clock or Kent Brockman’s topless weather updates.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Tune in for Nipples on the Nines.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Great! So next step is to get your cat, Lisa.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Snowball II? But why?
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png If we put a cat in our video, everyone from the poorly parented toddler to the bored office worker to the–
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png MWABLAHAHAHAHAAH!
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png …clinically insane will watch our videos.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Everyone loves watching cats!
Task: Make Janey Work on a Cat Video (8 hours) and Make Lisa Work on a Cat Video (8 hours).

 

Smells Like Mean Spirit Pt. 4

After tapping on Janey’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Our video has over 9,000 views and the comments have dissolved into an Anti-Semitic shouting match!
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png We’re a hit!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But it has nothing to do with the promotion of education!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It’s all about cats, jewelry, and make-up. How does this help our cause?
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png It’s simple. We get enough views to get an endorsement deal, then a small part on a sitcom, then a movie career, then we win an Oscar.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png And then we start a charity to reform pools.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You mean schools?
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Whatever.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Plus look, your original video has 97 views! It benefits just from being on the same channel as this video.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Just like you benefit from being friends with me.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I hardly think being invited to one roller skating birthday party is enough to sacrifice my beliefs.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png I’ll throw in the sleepover afterwards. Very exclusive, only five other girls will be there.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If I can get a written contract that states my hand will not be placed in a cup of warm water, it’s a deal.
Task: Make Lisa Pre-Plan a New Video (12 hours) and Make Janey Plan, Record, and Post Several Videos (12 hours).
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Janey, it has come to my attention that you and Lisa have started a popular ViewTube channel, and I must admit I’ve grown intrigued.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Well I’m posting a video about how to French braid your Malibu Stacy doll later today. Make sure to check it out!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Let’s just say I’m less interested in participating as a viewer, and more interested in expanding your audience base by shifting the paradigm.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Excuse me?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I want in. With your sense of lame girlie things, my sense of awesome boy things, and Lisa’s sense of…
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png …owning a camera, we could be famous!
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png You had me at girl, lost me at boy, and got me back at famous!

 

Smells Like Mean Spirit Pt. 5

After tapping on Janey’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png What part of the ViewTube team do you want to play?
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png We’ll have an opening for boom operator once the tape unsticks and the mic falls.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Janey, please. I’m clearly an on-air talent.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I’m proposing a channel chock-full of pranks bound to bring in the most influential, widely coveted, and simple-minded market there is — young boys!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Think of the money we could make. Swimming pools full!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Assuming that the swimming pool is small and the money novelty size.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Our parents are never going to let us make money off the Internet.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png My dad always said it isn’t money if you didn’t make it yourself.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png But he’s also a known counterfeiter, so maybe we shouldn’t listen to him.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wake up, Janey. There are no adults on the Internet. Just children with their parents’ credit cards.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png My dad’s not allowed to have a credit card… on account of being wanted for counterfeiting.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png It’s why I’ve had so many last names.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Leave the credit card to me. I know just the idiot for the job.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Bart, did you just say my name?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I got some guac in my ear and tried to clean it out with a cheese puff and, long story short, the living room is now full of seagulls.
Task: Make Bart Put Ads on the ViewTube Account (24 hours).
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png I want to expand our channel into the dating scene. As an eight-year-old girl, I think I have wisdom to share.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png So, Bart, I set you up on a blind date with one of my friends.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png WHAT? I don’t do dates. Neither the fruit nor the activity.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png If you don’t go on this date, I’m prepared to spread a rumor that you’ve got…
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png A gluten allergy!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png NOOOOOO! Popularity demands gluten.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Alright, who am I going on a date with?
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png Me!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Demon!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I mean – De’monday sound good, mon?

 

Double Trouble!

This quest only appears if the user has Sherri and Terri.

After tapping on Bart’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You wanted to see me, Sherri… Or is it Terri?
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png Bart Simpson! You can’t joke your way out of our date!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh yes, our date.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png First lets start with the romantic French tradition of stating our full names and then writing our first initials on our hands.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png That’s hilarious, Bart. Of course, I know your name. And, of course, you know mine. I love the way you say my name.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png Say it now, why don’t you.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png She… Ter… How about I give you a fun first date nickname instead?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Let’s settle for ‘erri, just to be safe.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png But what are you going to call me?
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png Surprise, my sister is going to be our chaperone! Isn’t that fun?
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png It’s like you’re going out with a mirror. Now, how about getting a sweet for your sweet?
Task: Make Bart Attempt to Discern Who he is Dating (12 hours) and Make Sherri & Terri Go on a Date (12 hours).
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png They keep switching places! I’ll never figure out who’s who.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What if I give the sundae to the wrong twin? I’ll be the laughing stock of the playground.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I know, I’ll buy two! Bart, sometimes you really are a genius.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Not genius enough to distinguish between two different people, but genius all the same.

 

Smells Like Mean Spirit Pt. 6

After tapping on Janey’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png I’m sorry, Lisa, we took a vote and we’re kicking you off the Viewtube channel.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png The tally was actually 3 to 0, even though you voted.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I told you – I can’t vote for myself.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But this channel was my idea!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I haven’t been stabbed in the back like this since I played Julius Caesar in the school play. I got betrayed by my understudy.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Your videos are dragging us down.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png No one has even bothered to comment “First” on them. They are THAT unpopular.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We were going to change the world, one five-minute video at a time.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Now you’re just adding to the clutter.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Excuse me, sounds like someone hasn’t seen my video on clearing out closet clutter.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I did watch that video. What does it mean to organize your clothes by nationality?
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png If you can’t spot horrendous Canadian fashion from a mile away, then you shouldn’t be allowed to wear clothes at all!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Abandoned again by my own creation. It’s like my Self Sufficiency Robot all over again.
Task: Make Janey Create a School Fashion Video (6 hours), Make Lisa Cry (6 hours) and Make Bart Record a Video of Lisa Crying (6 hours).
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You ruined this for me, Bart. And you turned my closest quasi-friend against me!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png They say keep your friends close but your enemies closer, so by that logic, you two should be closer than ever.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You’re welcome!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Listen, Lisa, we’re just trying to run a business here. That was the whole point.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, the whole point of this was to bring awareness to issues plaguing our school system!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe I need to go tell Mom and Dad what you’ve done.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Puh-leez. Do you really think Mom and Dad will be mad at me after I tell them I’ve made enough money to dine at a restaurant and not dash.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You know how much Homer hates to dash.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Almost as much as he hates being humiliated for profit and not getting a cut.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png *GULP*

 

Smells Like Mean Spirit Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You used my personal information to open a website thingy to try and make money off of shaming me?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Nobody exploits anyone in this family for monetary gain but ME, boy! You’re grounded for a week!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Take that Bart!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa! Nobody likes a snitch! You’re grounded for a month.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That’s unfair! You wouldn’t have even known about this Internet scheme if I hadn’t told you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That’s right. And in return I’m teaching you a valuable life lesson.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Trust no one.
Task: Make Bart Go to his Room (6 hours) and Make Lisa Go to her Room (6 hours).

 

Smells Like Mean Spirit Pt. 8

After tapping on Janey’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png My videos are nothing but down-votes!
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png This is worse than when Gold Navy ended their three pants for three dollars made by three child laborers sale.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png There’s no such thing as bad publicity, dollface.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png A down-vote is still a view and each view means more money, money, money!
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png I don’t care about the money. I want out.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png These comments are so mean and poorly spelled. I’m starting to think there might be a seamy underbelly to the Internet.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That’s enough! I had to suffer through a 6 hour grounding for this.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png But now the money’s rolling in and this machine can’t be stopped.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We’re too big to fail!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wait, where have I heard that before?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Young man, you’re under arrest for credit card fraud.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Has he gotten to where he tells you that you have the right to an attorney?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ahhh, best part of my job – arresting kids.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Now come on, fellas. I’m sure we can settle this like men. Specifically men who accept bribes.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Did someone say my name?
Task: Make Bart Try to Bribe the Establishment (6 hours) and Make Wiggum Charge Bart with Fraud and Attempted Bribery (6 hours).

 

Smells Like Mean Spirit Pt. 9

After tapping on Janey’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png How did the trial go?
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png I got young Mr. Simpson off on a technicality.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What technicality?
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png RUN!
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Chief, that kid we arrested is running away.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Good for him.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png You know we’ve got a squad car. And a radio. And a whole police force, and…
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png …Chief, you sleeping standing up again?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png *panting* So what video should we record next?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I stole a taser from Wiggum’s belt. Wanna test it on Milhouse?
Task: Make Janey Shut Down the ViewTube Channel (6 hours).

 

Country on the Inside

Country on the Inside Pt. 1

After tapping on Lurleen’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png There was a time when singing at the Beer-N-Brawl was the highlight of my day.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Now I’m just hoping one of those beer bottles being thrown at my head will knock me out of this funk.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Less talkin’, more singin’!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I’m too depressed to sing the blues. If only there was an even sadder way to express myself.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How about poetry?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Those guys seem pretty depressed. Probably from their lack of job prospects and general public disrespect.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Nah, Jewel has said all there needs to be said in verse.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Hey, what about grunge music? It makes you frown just by saying it.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Grunge. Grunge. Makes me feel like an unclean toilet.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I guess the nineties are having a comeback.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Plus you can keep wearing all your plaid shirts from your country days.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Then it’s settled. I’m starting a grunge band. But first I need to find some band mates.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png How you fixin’ to do that?
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Simple – Craigslist.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I’ll post an ad for a barbecue pit, buy it, throw a barbecue, and hope some potential band mates show up.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png It’s fool proof!
Task: Build Barbecue Pit and Make Lurleen Barbecue Some Roadkill (24 hours).
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Boy, Lurleen. This is some of the best grilled mystery meat I’ve ever had.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And I buy my meat from the Kwik-E-Mart.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Our meat is 100% accounted for, 90% of the time.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Homer, it’s so good to see you. With this new band starting up, it would be great to have a manager again.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I DO have experience in both the fields of band management and grunge music.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Wow! You are as qualified as you are handsome.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Are you sure Marge will be OK with it?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Of COURSE she’ll be OK with it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Long hours on the road, tearful soulful music driving us together… what could she possibly complain about?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Grrrrr…
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I’d love to play percussion in your ensemble, as long as it doesn’t interfere with my job. I work 9am to 9am.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Room for one more? I’ve always had a wee soft spot for grunge.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Willie ain’t an open book.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sounds like you’ve got yourself a band! I’m so happy!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But you’re also out of potato salad, so I don’t really know how to feel.

 

Country on the Inside Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Grunge band? Check.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ace manager? Check.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sexy lead singer? Check.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Franz Kafka’s nationality? Czech!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png So what do we do now, Homer?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png First order of business – free beer at the Beer-N-Brawl!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png And the band will play?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, right. You should probably play a show as well. I’m sure we can squeeze you in somewhere.
Task: Make Lurleen Perform a Gig (12 hours) and Make Springfielders Drink at Beer-N-Brawl x10 (6 hours).
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Great news – I’ve brought your band into the twenty first century!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png With what? A social media campaign? ViewTube videos? Viral marketing?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Even better. I strapped a megaphone to the roof of my car.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Listen up! Everyone get to the Beer-N-Brawl for free beer!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Uh, and to listen to my new grunge band: Forever Alone!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Please don’t interrupt me when I’m megaphoning.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Free beer!

 

Country on the Inside Pt. 3

After tapping on Marge’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, I don’t want to seem like the jealous wife –
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But please stop spending time with women other than me.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Is this about Princess Kashmir and her proposed blimp trip?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What? No!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well then forget I said that.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Also, on an unrelated note, do you have any spare helium or hydrogen?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It’s about Lurleen – I don’t want you hanging around with that trollop.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, there’s nothing to be afraid of.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It’s just me, music, women, money, endless booze, and a live-like-there’s-no-tomorrow attitude.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png If you won’t listen to reason, I’ll have to confront Lurleen directly…by writing an anonymous article that attacks her character.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mention that there’s free beer at the Beer-N-Brawl.
Task: Make Marge Write a Smear Article (24 hours).
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png This article in Smear magazine says my songs were stolen from Sadgasm!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, that’s my old band!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I didn’t know anyone still remembered us.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No one did on the VH1 special “Try Not To Remember The 1990’s”.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png This is Kent Brockman ambushing you live from a bush. How does it feel to be a fraud?
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png We’re not frauds! We didn’t steal ANY songs!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I dunno, that’s not what this article quotes me as saying…
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Please don’t fight without the cameras rolling, otherwise we’re just going to make you do it again.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png We’re not fighting! I didn’t do anything wrong.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png That’s what they all say. But then we edit, edit, edit and bingo: guilty confession!

 

Country on the Inside Pt. 4

After tapping on Marge’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That article was supposed to make Lurleen LESS popular.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Now the press is all over her and there’s talk of a Sadgasm reunion tour.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I need a stiff drink! One cranberry juice please.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer can’t wear flannel nowadays! Whenever he lies down, ants attack him thinking he’s a picnic blanket.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Could also be the bits of sandwich he’s always got stuck to his cheeks.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png God I miss Homer.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Without those sandwich bits, the rats have started to go after the smaller customers.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I lost three kids with fake IDs that way.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, if the printed page didn’t destroy her career, what will?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You’re thinking too small! We need to make a slanderous documentary that exposes all of Lurleen Lumpkins’s dark secrets.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I’ve been going through her trash so I know a few of them already.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But we just came up with this idea now! How did you know to start going through her trash?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Look, do you want Lurleen’s dark secrets or not?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I want them. I want them strewn all over town like dirty laundry.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Which reminds me I’ve got a flannel shirt covered in ants I have to wash.
Task: Make Moe do a Slanderous Documentary on Lurleen (36 hours) and Make Marge Do a Load of Laundry (36 hours).
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow. I had no idea you had such a dark and twisted past, Lurleen!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I do not! That movie was full of lies and slander!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png It’s like Hollywood doesn’t have any respect for the truth!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png You take that back about Hollywood. My cousin was the pig from Babe.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Homer, that bit about my previous managers all dying of mysterious causes was completely false.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I just marry them and then they leave me.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png By way of coffin.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png You have to believe me.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don’t know. That movie might not have had facts, or accurate sources, or evidence, but it did have a CG robot!

 

Country on the Inside Pt. 5

After tapping on Lurleen’s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png This grunge business isn’t getting me out of my depression like I thought it would.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Apparently being sad all the time doesn’t make you happy.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I miss the country lifestyle – the cowboy boots hiding switch blades, the big trucks, the starry skies, the women with large hairdos hiding switchblades.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But you’re a grunge natural!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It’s like every crowd’s energy is lower than the last.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I can’t live like this.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I need open air, belt buckles in the shape of states, and jello being counted as a salad.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I’m going back to singing country songs all alone.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Does that mean no more free beer at the Beer -N- Brawl…?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I quit!
Task: Make Lurleen Play Country Guitar (12 hours).
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I’m sorry Lurleen. I realize now that I was just being a jealous housewife.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I spread all those lies so that you’d fall from grace.
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Oh, your jealousy was very much justified. I made several passes at Homer, but he didn’t understand a single one of them.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png She kept wanting me to go back to her hotel room, but why eat out of a mini-fridge when you can eat out of a normal fridge?
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png I guess I lost a man I never had, and a career I never fully understood. I also lost thirty-five cents the other day.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Lurleen, that’s the makings of a great country song!
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png About the thirty-five cents? I know.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, is there anything we can do to help?
Tapped Out Lurleen Icon.png Buy my CD?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ummm… no.

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