Other Whacking Day 2013 Quests

Lugash’s Gym

The Cranky Man Can Pt. 1

Build Lugash's Gym Tapped Out.png
New Character Tapped Out Lugash New Character.png
After tapping on Lugash’s exclamation mark
Little girls all fail! Failure girls don’t deserve love! I take your pets. Learn to be good at gymnastics or never see fluffy friends again.
The player receives “The Cranky Man Can Pt. 1” which is to “Make Lugash Confiscate Student Pets”. It takes 60 minutes.

 

The Cranky Man Can Pt. 2

After tapping on Lugash’s exclamation mark
Lugash is great! If childs are not great, it is because they don’t have enough Lugash.
I break all of you like piñata. Then out shall fall the candy of success.
The player receives “The Cranky Man Can Pt. 2” which is to “Make Lugash Intimidate Children”. It takes 8 hours.

 

The Cranky Man Can Pt. 3

After tapping on Lugash’s exclamation mark
You should not fear Lugash. You should only fear dying surround by only family and loved ones and no medals to prove you are not worthless.
But for now… YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS!
I am sorry, children. Lugash must go to anger management class.
WORTHLESS ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS! I HATE IT SO MUCH!
The player receives “The Cranky Man Can Pt. 3” which is to “Reach Level 27 and Build Adult Education Annex” and “Make Lugash Attend Anger Management”. It takes 12 hours.

Gymnastic Lisa and Balance Beam

Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt. 1

“Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt. 1” appears in the task book, which is to “Collect Whacked Snakes” (1000). Upon completing the quest, the player receives Balance Beam and Gymnastic Lisa.
New Prizes Balance Beam.pngTapped Out Gymnastic Lisa New Character.png

 

Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt. 2

After tapping on Gymnastic Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Gymnastic Lisa Icon.png Dad, dad! I got a new gym outfit and a balance beam.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know, sweetie. We got it for you to shut you up about killing snakes…I mean, to help you pass gym class.
a notice appears stating the player has completed “Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt. 2”.

 

Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt. 3

After tapping on Gymnastic Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Gymnastic Lisa Icon.png Training on this balance beam could help pull my grade up in gym class. And I need it — without perfect grades, I don’t really have a “thing.”
The player receives “Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt. 3” which is to “Make Gymnastic Lisa Walk the Beam”. It takes 12 hours.

 

Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt. 4

After tapping on Gymnastic Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That’s my little girl. Who’s got your Daddy’s athletic genes?
Tapped Out Gymnastic Lisa Icon.png Your genes are exactly my problem. How am I ever going to pass gym class?
The player receives “Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt. 4” which is to “Make Gymnastic Lisa Dream about Passing Gym Class”. It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Gymnastic Lisa Icon.png Dad, I dreamt I could get an A in gym class. And nothing one dreams could possibly not come true.
After seeing your gymnastics, I agree — ideas of you succeeding is just dream. So say Lugash!
To be great takes total dedication. All time invested in training. Until when mind think of losing, it also think “I AM DYING! THIS IS DEATH!”
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If you’re promising to take up all of my daughter’s time with grueling psychological torments, then I think we have a deal.

Part 5 and onwards can only be completed if you have Lugash and his gym.

Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt. 5

After tapping on Gymnastic Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Gymnastic Lisa Icon.png Mr. Lugash, I was wondering —
Talk no need child. You come to Lugash only one reason. Because you are pathetic without Lugash.
Tapped Out Gymnastic Lisa Icon.png I just wanted you to sign my petition against Whacking Day.
Petition can not stop Whacking Day — only gymnastic can stop it! By doing gymnastic!
The player receives “Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt. 5” which is to “Make Gymnastic Lisa Train at Lugash’s” and “Make Lugash Train Children”. it takes 4 hours each.

Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt. 6

After tapping on Gymnastic Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Gymnastic Lisa Icon.png Dad, I don’t care about getting an A anymore. That gym coach is just too angry and scary.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sorry, we already paid for the lessons.
Tapped Out Gymnastic Lisa Icon.png But I saw a girl set her own broken leg in the middle of a summersault.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow. Next time that happens, film it and put it on YouTube. I’m tired of watching videos about cats.
The player receives “Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt. 6” which is to “Make Gymnastic Lisa Train at Lugash’s” and “Make Lugash Train Children” again. it takes 4 hours each time.

Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt. 7

After tapping on Lugash’s exclamation mark
Bravo, little girl! You are my greatest triumph!
Tapped Out Gymnastic Lisa Icon.png Thanks, Lugash. I still hate this, but thanks. So you think I can get an A in gym class?
If gym class is balance beam, yes.
God gave you greatest gift. Big head. Like beach ball made of bone. Give you perfect balance.!
Go home now. Rest your giant head. You will now pass gym examination. I am certain of this. I am Lugash!
The player receives “Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt. 7” which is to “Make Gymnasic Lisa Do Cartwheels”. it takes 60 minutes.
Tapped Out Gymnastic Lisa Icon.png Dad, I aced gym! Which I know will matter when I’m trying to get a job someday.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woohoo!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, I mean Do’h! Now what will distract you from getting all moral and judgement-y about Whacking Day?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There must be more quests to keep you busy.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It’s not like we constantly have nothing to do as we wait for another set of tasks to fill up our time.

 

Duff Stadium

America’s Former Pastime Pt. 1

“America’s Former Pastime Pt. 1” appears in the task book, which is to “Collect Whacked Snakes” (4250). Upon completing the quest, the player receives Duff Stadium.
New Prize Duff Stadium Tapped Out.png

 

America’s Former Pastime Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woohoo, Duff Stadium! Truly the House that Duff Built, with a lot of taxpayer money.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I can’t wait to smell the grass… after I drink too much and fall over the railing onto it.
The player receives “America’s Former Pastime Pt. 2” which is to “Send Homer to Yell at the Umpire”. It takes 24 hours.

 

The final part of this quest requires Duffman; if you don’t own him you cannot proceed past part 2 of this questline.

America’s Former Pastime Pt. 3

After tapping on Duffman’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Duffman Icon.png Duffman’s gotta make sure the fans in Duff Stadium have heard of Duff. Oh Yeah!
The player receives “America’s Former Pastime Pt. 3” which is to “Make Duffman Promote Duff at Stadium”. It takes 2 hours.

 

Bare-Chested Willie

Willie, Show Us Yer Muscles

“Willie, Show Us Yer Muscles” appears in the task book, which is to “Collect Whacked Snakes” (7500). Upon completing the quest, the player receives Bare-Chested Willie.
New Prize Tapped Out Bare Chested Willie New Character.png

 

Getting All Tarzan

After tapping on Bare-Chested Willie’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Help! Snake!
Put down that appetizer, Snakey — it’s time for the main course!
The player receives “Getting All Tarzan” which is to “Make Bare-Chested Willie Wrestle a Snake”. It takes 60 minutes.

 

Fit As A Butcher’s Dog

After tapping on Bare-Chested Willie’s exclamation mark
Thanks for the warm up, snakey. Time for ma work out.
The player receives “Fit As A Butcher’s Dog” which is to “Make Bare-Chested Do One-finger Push Ups”. It takes 12 hours.

 

Stomaching The Chore

After tapping on Bare-Chested Willie’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Willie, I noticed that you’re only half dressed.
Aye.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Do you think that’s appropriate attire for a school?
With wash-board abs like this, I don’t have to think.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Hmm, wash-board abs. And today is laundry day…
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Go ahead and keep your shirt off, Willie. I’ve got a job for you!
The player receives “Stomaching The Chore” which is to “Make Bare-Chested Willie Use Wash Board Abs”. It takes 24 hours.

 

Warming The Belly

After tapping on Bare-Chested Willie’s exclamation mark
Here’s yer smalls.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Thank you Willie. And you even got the stains out! Perhaps later I can get you to do a load of darks.
*sigh* I’ll be in my shack.
The player receives “Warming The Belly” which is to “Make Bare-Chested Willie Enjoy a Wee Shot of Highland Moonshine”. It takes 8 hours.

 

Springfield Coliseum and Drederick Tatum

The Champ’s Come-Back Pt. 1

“The Champ’s Come-Back Pt. 1” appears in the task book, which is to “Collect Whacked Snakes” (10000). Upon completing the quest, the player receives Springfield Coliseum and Drederick Tatum.
New Prizes Springfield Coliseum Tapped Out.pngTapped Out Drederick Tatum New Character.png

 

The Champ’s Come-Back Pt. 2

After tapping on Drederick Tatum’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Drederick Tatum Icon.png I can’t believe I had to move back to Springfield. I was hoping doing the Hangover sequels would be my rock bottom.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Drederick Tatum! What an honor! I studied your “Rock ’em , Sock ’em” workouts to learn how to defend my Kwik-E-Mart.
Tapped Out Drederick Tatum Icon.png Those DVD’s paid for a lake house in Switzerland… for my accountant after he stole my money.
Tapped Out Drederick Tatum Icon.png I’ve had to scale back my extravagant lifestyle. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to walk my tiger.
The player receives “The Champ’s Come-Back Pt. 2” which is to “Make Drederick Tatum Walk the Tiger”. It takes 4 hours.

 

The Champ’s Come-Back Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooh, nice tiger! I told Marge they were safe as pets.
Tapped Out Drederick Tatum Icon.png Homer Simpson! It’s been too long since I gave you severe brain damage.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh don’t worry. My tough is brain.
Tapped Out Drederick Tatum Icon.png Let me buy you a big unhealthy dinner. After the beating I gave you, I think it’s only fair I help you die faster so you no longer feel pain.
The player receives “The Champ’s Come-Back Pt. 3” which is to “Reach Level 16 and Build the Gilded Truffle”, “Make Drederick Tatum Dine at the Truffle” and “Make Homer Dine at the Truffle”. The tasks takes 2 hours.

 

The Champ’s Come-Back Pt. 4

After tapping on Drederick Tatum’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Drederick Tatum Icon.png I feel full, Homer. My body is not used to eating something that isn’t raw eggs. I gotta go for a run to stay in shape.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And I need to take a nap so I can stay in shape. That shape is spherical.
The player receives “The Champ’s Come-Back Pt. 4” which is to “Make Drederick Tatum Stay in Shape” and “Make Homer Way Over Sleep for a Power Nap. it takes 24 hours and 4 hours respectively.

 

Sleep-Eazy Motel and Miss Springfield

More Than a Pretty Face – A Pretty Body Too Pt. 1

“More Than a Pretty Face – A Pretty Body Too Pt. 1” appears in the task book, which is to “Collect Whacked Snakes” (12500). Upon completing the quest, the player receives Sleep-Eazy Motel and Miss Springfield.
New Prizes Sleep-Eazy Motel Tapped Out.pngTapped Out Miss Springfield New Character.png
MESSAGE Congratulations, you got all the Whacking Day prizes! Continue to whack snakes and you can win Whack Boxes that contain donuts and money.

 

More Than a Pretty Face – A Pretty Body Too Pt. 2

After tapping on Miss Springfield’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Ooo, behave, boys. You don’t all have to hiss for my attention at once.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Excuse me, Ma’am Springfield, but those aren’t people. Those are snakes.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png All men are.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We’re whacking them with sticks, if you want to join in.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png When I was awarded Miss Springfield, I said I wanted to protect all the creatures of the world.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png But I only meant the cute ones.
The player receives “More Than a Pretty Face – A Pretty Body Too Pt. 2” which is to “Make Miss Springfield Attempt to Whack Snakes”. IT takes 12 hours.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png This is really helping me through some of my issues.

 

More Than a Pretty Face – A Pretty Body Too Pt. 3

After tapping on Miss Springfield’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Chasing snakes in high heels is not easy. I’ve worked up such a sweat…
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png and Mama always said no one would love me if they knew how I smelled.
The player receives “More Than a Pretty Face – A Pretty Body Too Pt. 3” which is to “Make Miss Springfield Stay in and Wash her Hair”. IT takes 12 hours.

 

A Model Life Pt. 1

After tapping on Miss Springfield’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Now that I’m here, I need to get some essentials: jewelry, facial scrubs, and purse-sized dogs.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png And I wasn’t given this moneymaker not to make some money.
The player receives “A Model Life Pt. 1” which is to “Make Miss Springfield Work it”. IT takes 24 hours.

 

A Model Life Pt. 2

After tapping on Miss Springfield’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png All that parading around and the only guy who asked me out tonight was that groundskeeper that talks like Braveheart!
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png I guess I know what I’m doing tonight…
The player receives “A Model Life Pt. 2” which is to “Make Miss Springfield Stay in and Wash her Hair”. IT takes 12 hours.

 

A Model Life Pt. 3

After tapping on Miss Springfield’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Another fan letter. But since I don’t read very well, I don’t know if it’s from a stalker or a pervert.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png I’ve got to like smarten up my head thingie.
The player receives “A Model Life Pt. 3” which is to “Reach Level 12 and Build Springfield Library” and “Make Miss Springfield Take Reading Lessons”. IT takes 8 hours.

 

A Model Life Pt. 4

After tapping on Miss Springfield’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Aw, Miss Springfield. This town may be a cesspool amound pools of cess, but your face makes it one of the most beautiful in the world.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Oh, Mayor. I love how you flatter me when you give me presents. Oooo, this is shinny.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It was my mother’s. I borrowed it from her wing of the museum. Are you still abiding in, um, the same suite of the Sleep-Easy Motel?
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png I am. But I don’t sleep so good there. I toss and turn all night.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png That, er um, sounds great. I love tossing and turning.
The player receives “A Model Life Pt. 4” which is to “Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall” and “Make Miss Springfield Enjoy an Evening with the Mayor”. IT takes 3 minutes.

 

A Model Life Pt. 5

After tapping on Miss Springfield’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png *giggles* Diamond Joe. Wow, this was the most adequate night of my life.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I love spending time with you, darling. Now let us never speak of this or tell anyone about it.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png But my little Quimblebee, I want to take our relationship public. With an enormous ring. That I can pretend not be showing off.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Sweetheart, don’t you, er, um, have an official occasioning to commencerate?
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png You’re right. And I need to practice. “GENTLEmen, start your – ” No. “GentleMEN, start your – “
The player receives “A Model Life Pt. 5” which is to “Make Miss Springfield Open an Event”. IT takes 60 minutes.

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