Is it the season finale of our show already? I can’t believe another year’s gone by, and we’re all not a year older… Except for Apu and Manjula’s octuplets, who age for some reason. Didn’t they used to be younger than Maggie?
So this is our update for the season finale — a fourth-wall joke?! Aren’t there any characters or quests?
Well, I guess you could make Lovejoy ride his train for the finale — that kind of fits. And for the episode before it, you could have Carl honor his Icelandic heritage… if you had Carl.
I know! What if we sold a bunch of cool premium items from this season’s episodes?
Pfft. What kind of idiot would want to buy that junk?
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Here’s the original, unused dialogue from the files
Well, that’s the end of another year of adventures
We met some guys from Portland, prepared for the end of the world, and we learned Grandpa used to put on tights and makeup for money
…and all we have to show for it is a mountain of crap in the attic!
Why don’t we have a yard sale, dad?
Pfft. Who’d want to buy this stupid junk?
Celebrate the end of Season 24 by buying stupid junk! Available for a limited time only!