The Grumple

When the player log in at Christmas Eve
Enjoy a heart-warming, rhyming children’s story about the muderous Grumple! Find the Grumple in the build menu!

 

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 1

After tapping on The Grumple’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png Far north of North Portland, just past Mount Mahorn You’ll find the brown shack where the Grumple was born
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png He lived all his days in that brown domicile Just drumming his Grump-drum and smiling his smile Till one day is neighbors, each wearing a frown Cried “monster!” and “kill it!” and burned the place down
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png The Grumple was frightened but quick to forgive He knew he’d find somewhere a Grumple could live
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png He traveled by night, always hiding in shadow And searched all through Georgia and then Colorado
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png Till seeing Fair Springfield, where once was a dome, He giggled and jiggled and knew he was home
Tapped Out The Grumple Icon.png “I’ll find a nice house, where a Grumple can drum, Why there’s dozens of blue ones to generate income!”
Tapped Out The Grumple Icon.png And so off he set, with a “Grumplety-Groo! I’ve excellent credit and references too!”
The player receives “How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 1” which is to “Make the Grumple Find a House”. It takes 12 hours.

 

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 2

After tapping on The Grumple’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png The Grumple, determined, searched high and searched low, He wanted a floor plan with really good flow
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png And found just the place! In the center of town Was a home that was pleasant and best of all…BROWN!
The player receives “How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 2” which is to “Make the Grumple Move into the Brown House”. It takes 4 hours.

 

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 3

After tapping on The Grumple’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png He bought chairs and tables, though Grumples aren’t rich (and strangely are fond of mid-century kitsch)
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png He painted and sanded, real manual labors And prayed that he wouldn’t get killed by his neighbors
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png And lo and behold! the neighbors were nice! Excepting, perhaps, the ones just to his right.
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png It’s not that the Simpsons were awful unfriendly It’s just that they argued and yelled never-endly
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png But Simpson-y screaming made Grumple uptight
The player receives “How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 3” which is to “Make the Grumple Try to Sleep”. It takes 8 hours.

 

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 4

After tapping on The Grumple’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png Would Simpsons be quiet, if Grumple asked nicely? He begged them all once-ly, then pled with them twice-ly
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png But still, on they bellowed their bellow-ous roaring And if they were sleeping, the fat one was snorling
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png If only the Simpsons had realized their danger They might have respected this furry green stranger
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png And Grumple, that fun-loving, peaceable sort He tried to find some way to be a good sport
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png To quiet the rage to which he was succumbing The Grumple tried drumming, drumming, and drumming
The player receives “How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 4” which is to “Make the Grumple Play his Grump-Drum”. It takes 24 hours.

 

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 5

After tapping on The Grumple’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png A well-rested Grumple is happy-go-lucky A sleep-deprived Grumple? There’s no one more sucky
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png The Grumple fought daily with murderous urges, And dreams of dead Simpsons would flood him in surges
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png But maybe — just maybe! — all would have been well Had Homer not done the next thing I will tell
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png Not paying attention while driving is dumb, And Homer’s car, backing, crushed Grumple’s Grump-drum
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png This drum Grumple’s father had made for his son Ere he died in the Great Grumple War of Aught-One
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png The drum went cuh-runch! And then Homer yelled “crap!” And something inside of the Grumple went snap!
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png Down deep in his psyche a switch went flip-flop, And poor Grumple’s sanity burst with a pop!
The player receives “How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 5” which is to “Make the Grumple Lose his Mind”. It takes 12 hours.

 

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 6

After tapping on The Grumple’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png He waited till nighttime was darker than ink Then into the Simpsons house Grumple did slink
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png He sntached all the Simpsons with razor sharp claws And just before shoving Bart into his jaws
Tapped Out The Grumple Icon.png Thousht: “No! I’d much rather watch them die slow And give them all reason to holler out ‘D’oh!”
Tapped Out The Grumple Icon.png “I’ll bind them with tyings, this noise-ulous crew And boil them slow-like, make Grumplety-stew!”
The player receives “How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 6” which is to “Make the Grumple Prepare Grumle-ty Stew”. It takes 8 hours.

 

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 7

After tapping on The Grumple’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png If Grumple had bothered to tie up the baby He’d still be alive today, Grump-drumming, maybe
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png But Maggie was, after all, Mr. Burns’ shooter, If you don’t believe me, go ask your computer
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png The Grumple, he never had any idea That of all the Simpsons (who’re drawn in Korea)
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png The deadliest, shootin’-est one of them all Was Maggie, who shot his brains onto the wall
Tapped Out The Grumple Icon.png The Grumple’s last thought as life he did lose, Was “Grumple you, Simpsons! You Grumplety Groos!”
The player receives “How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 7” which is to “Make the Grumple Die cursing the Simpsons”. It takes 12 hours.
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png The Grumple has perished? You bought him with donuts! (We’ll reanimate him, so you guys don’t go nuts.)
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