The Rocket’s Red Glare & Paranoid Android

The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 1

Tapped Out Apu Icon.png The Fourth of July is coming! When Americans celebrate their country by brazenly flaunting their contempt for its anti-fireworks ordinances!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png And Apu’s All-American Kwik-E-Mart and Fireworks Megastore leads the way! I’d better get in costume.
MESSAGE You’ll find a new outfit for Apu in your inventory!
New Skin Tapped Out All-American Apu New Character.png

The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 2

After tapping on All-American Apu’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png My fireworks customers demand the biggest explosions, triggered by the most unpredictable fuses money can buy!
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png If this town doesn’t lose at least three fingers every year, I haven’t done my job.
The player receives “The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 2” which is to “Make All-American Apu Stock Up on Illegal Fireworks”. It takes 24 hours.

The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 3

After tapping on Apu’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png Stocking this many explosives in such close proximity to cigarette-smoking twelve-year-olds is dangerous.
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png I better sell these fireworks fast!
The player receives “The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 3” which is to “Make All-American Apu Turn a Profit” and “Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks [x15]”. It takes 12 and 1 hours.

The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *yawn* I can’t sleep — the noise from all these fireworks is keeping me awake.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You’re the one lighting them! You can stop any time you like!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If I stop blowing up M-80s even for a moment, then the Soviet Union wins and our Founding Fathers got their heads chopped of for nothing.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe some coffee will wake you up. And help you make some sense.
The player receives “The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 4” which is to “Build the Nighthawk Diner”. It takes 24 hours.
Build Tapped Out Nighthawk Diner.png
New Character Tapped Out Rex Banner New Character.png

The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 5

After tapping on Rex Banner’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png Citizens of Springfield, fear not! No longer will airborne displays of Technicolor splendor haunt your nights!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Federal agent Rex Banner!?
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png Here to stop the flow of illegal fireworks into Springfield and bring the Bottle Rocket Barons to their knees.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, that’ll be nice. They’re kind of a nuisance.
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png Nuisance? You call sporadic incidents of mild to moderate noise pollution a NUISANCE?
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png It’s the greatest threat to the American way of life since loitering! Time to round up the likely suspects.
The player receives “The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 5” which is to “Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders”. It takes 8 hours.

The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 6

After tapping on Apu’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png This holiday is proving most profitable!
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png I’ve traced the fireworks to this Kwik-E-Mart. Time to see what we can see…
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png Great Ganesh! Super-cop Rex Banner is hot on my trail! I’d better hide the evidence.
The player receives “The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 6” which is to “Make All-American Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor” and “Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart”. It takes 4 and 12 hours.

The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 7

After tapping on Rex Banner’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png Reach for the sky, Nahasapeemapetilon! I know you’re the gunpowder-drunk mastermind of this fireworks racket!
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png Come clean — you’re the one they call the Rocket Rajah. The Bengal Blaster. Pyrotechnic ‘Pu.
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png I see. Because of my ethnicity and name, you assume this person must be me. That, sir, is profiling!
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png I’m an old-timey cop. Profiling is ninety percent of my skill set.
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png And we call it by its proper name: good ol’ red-blooded, American racism.
The player receives “The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 7” which is to “Make All-American Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor” and “Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart”. It takes 4 and 12 hours.

The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 8

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Rex Banner! I’ve discovered the identity of the fireworks smuggler. It’s Ned Flanders! Quick, drag him down to the station and interrogate him for hours!
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png Let’s go, boys!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And… he’s gone. Woo-hoo! Come on, everybody — the coast is clear! Let’s buy some boom!
The player receives “The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 8” which is to “Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders” and “Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks x15”. It takes 8 and 1 hours.

The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 9

After tapping on Rex Banner’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png Hands where I can see them, Apu! I’m taking you in!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait! That man is innocent!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I’ve just found an old town law from 1803 which expressly permits “the sale and detonation of pyrotechnic devices for one month following June 4.”
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png What’s so special about the Fourth of June?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png June 4th was King George III of England’s birthday.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Springfield was the only town in the nation that voted 182 times to return to British rule.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We’ve always been America’s cowards.
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png Well, if memory serves, there’s one thing this town is still good for.
The player receives “The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 9” which is to “Make Rex Banner Eat a Banana Kaboom”. It takes 4 hours.

Paranoid Android

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Rex Banner, come quick!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Apparently, there’s a new counterfeiting operation in town and it’s headed by none other than Ned Flanders! Interrogate him at once!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Interrogate him for hours and hours!
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png Come on, boys!
The player receives “Paranoid Android” which is to “Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders”. It takes 8 hours.

The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 10

After tapping on All-American Apu’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png Now that this awful business with the authorities has blown over, it’s time to restock!
The player receives “The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 10” which is to “Make All-American Apu Stock Up on Illegal Fireworks”. It takes 24 hours.

The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 11

After tapping on Apu’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png I am happy to announce I am open for business once again!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo-hoo!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I haven’t blown anything up in a couple of hours, this was starting to feel like a Canada celebration…
The player receives “The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 11” which is to “Make All-American Apu Turn a Profit” and “Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks [x15]”. It takes 12 and 1 hours.

The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 12

After tapping on Apu’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png This has been the most profitable Fourth of July ever!
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png Where else but American can an Indian man make money selling Chinese fireworks to patriots?
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png I love this horrible country!
The player receives “The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 12” which is to “Make All-American Apu Display Patriotism”. It takes 8 hours.

The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 13

After tapping on Apu’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png What the-? This isn’t the shipment of fireworks I ordered!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh my! It’s the original Liberty Bell – and still intact!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It would seem that the bell has been transported through time, I deduce-
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We don’t always need an explanation! And I need to know is that there’s a bell and that I’m going to ring it!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey! It broke! Lousy British workmanship. Ah well, might as well put this somewhere.
The player receives “The Rocket’s Red Glare Pt. 13” which is to “Place the Liberty Bell”.

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