Too Much Of A Good Thing

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 1

Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The Holidays are here again? It seems like only yesterday I was tapping on my house and changing the design from “Christmas” to “plain.”
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And so much snow!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hey, EA! Ever hear of global warming? The whole “White Christmas” thing doesn’t really happen anymore.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, everyone knows EA is overrun with global warming deniers.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Every cent of profit from their games goes to support anti-environment think tanks. Fun fact!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There’s a big crate outside our house addressed to “Resident”. Is that for us?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, I don’t mean to brag, but… yeah, it’s true. Your old man is a “Resident”. Been one my whole life. It’s pretty sweet.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sorry we never told you you’re descended from Residents. Your mother and I didn’t want it to go to your head.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You’d naturally want to lord it over other, less-fortunate kids at school.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yeah, thanks a bunch. I really just want to know what’s inside the crate.
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 1” which is to “Build the Present Depot”.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Two thousand bucks shipping and handling for just a funny-looking metal coat rack?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It’s a Christmas Tree… I think.

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2

Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There’s a memo attached to the bottom of the purchase order slip.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png “Dear Resident, due to a stack overflow error with the Naughty&Nice record of one Bartholomew J. Simpson, all of Springfield has been erroneously rated “Naughty” for the last ten years.”
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png “To rectify the situation, Claus Co is required to provide presents for the town of Springfield until this deficit have been made up.”
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png “Please accept this present delivery depot. Best Regards, The Claus Co Public Relations Department. Also, Global Warming is a hoax.”
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stupid stack overflow errors! Hey programmers, give your recursive functions the correct termination conditions! Sheesh!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh, Dad? How do you know any of those words?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don’t! But the people who write for me are colossal nerds. They think stuff like that’s hilarious. Stupid nerds!
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2” which is to “Collect presents (x10)“.

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 3

Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They’re full of gift cards…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I love getting gift cards! They let me choose the gift I want.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Or, I can put them in a dresser drawer, forget they exist, and get nothing. Which is what happens 99.9% of the time. The choice is mine!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They say they’re redeemable at a store called “ClausCo.”
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ClausCo? Never heard of them. But then again, there’s lots of things I’ve never heard of.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Like the Higgs Boson, for example. I’ve sure never heard of that thing!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Anyway, free stuff is free stuff. Let’s celebrate!
The player receives “Too Much of A Good Thing Pt. 3” which is to “Make Homer Make a Snowman” and “Make Lisa make Snow Angels”. It takes 16 and 6 hours.

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, Apu! Can I pay for stuff at your store with ClausCo gift cards?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Do you think me for a fool? Those gift cards are a totally unknown commodity. They could be worthless tomorrow.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png The U.S. dollar, on the other hand, is worthless today. Of course I’ll take your mystery cards! I’d be a fool not to!
The player receives “Too Much of A Good Thing Pt. 4” which is to “Make Apu Set up a Gift Card Promotion”. It takes 8 hours.

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Yee-haw! Look at all this money! I’m rich! Rich, rich, rich!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png And I’ll use my newfound wealth to help the needy! Because they’re poor! Poor, poor, poor!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mr. Flanders, your charitable impulses are admirable. But everyone is being bombarded with free money.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Why not spend those gift cards on yourself for once?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, there is one purchase I’ve been dreaming of. But it’s so totally indulgent…
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 5” which is to “Make Ned Buy New Throw Pillows”. It takes 12 hours.

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 6

After tapping on Apu’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Ah, Christmas. That frenetic orgy of desperate, credit-ruining spending. How it warms the heart of the non-Christian shop owner.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png If these Jesus Boosters just enjoyed the season, it would be fine. But they’re miserable. Every last one of them.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Yoo-hoo! Christians! Your silly holidays make no sense!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Now, in honor of the Hindu celebration of Pancha Ganapati, I leave this offering of fruit to the five-faced elephant god, Ganesh. Because that’s just common sense.
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 6” which is to “Make Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati”. It takes 8 hours.

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 7

After tapping on Cletus’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I done collected me a truckload of these here gift cards.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I’s got more money than God!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I refer, of course, to the Hillbilly God. His name is Zeb, and he’s poor on account of his best pig got hit by lightning.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png This year I can buy something for all my kin.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png All my 1,549 siblings, uncles, aunts, cousins, nephews, nieces and various combinations of the above
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 7” which is to “Make Cletus Count Up Family Members”. It takes 24 hours.

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 8

After tapping on Krusty’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What, so now everyone’s rich? Not just me? How is that fair?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I worked hard my whole life, stealing from talented comics everywhere.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png How am I gonna know I’m better than everyone else if I don’t have loads more money?
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png In what sense are you rich? You owe millions to the mob!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png How do you know about my gambling debts?
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png You’ve been very frank about it in your act. It’s fertile comedic ground. I’m not sure why the children respond to it, but they do.
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 8” which is to “Make Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit”. It takes 16 hours.

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 9

After tapping on Milhouse’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Gift cards everywhere! This year, I can afford to have the kind of Christmas I’ve only dreamed of!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Halls decked to perfection, figgy pudding bursting with figs, wassail freaking everywhere.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Everybody donning their gayest apparel, songs of good cheer around the piano, until Dad says something that Mom mishears as a crack about her weight, and then the mood gets icy real fast…
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Actually, it all sounds pretty terrible. Think I’m going to find another use for these cards.
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 9” which is to “Make Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards”. It takes 12 hours.

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Come on, kids! The Simpsons are eating out tonight!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What’s the occasion?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The happiest occasion there is: money. Only a colossal sucker eats at home when he has money!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I thought you liked mom’s cooking.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I love it! And wherever we go, the food won’t measure up.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It will taste worse, yet be loaded with calorie-rich, high-fat gunk from parts of animals we’d rather not know exist.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yet none of that matters. Because I will be served by someone who laughs at my jokes and pretends I’m wonderful.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png All because they want some of my charming money.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And don’t forget — the kiddies get off-brand crayons! And paper placemats with word searches, and mazes…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I do like mazes…
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 10” which is to “Make Springfielders Eat at a Restaurant (x12)“. It takes 4 hours.
After sending Apu
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Come on, octuplets. Let’s do put another “Kids eat Free!” restaurant out of business!
After sending Cletus’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I hope they prepare my Possum tableside.
After sending Comic Book Guy
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I will have the Soylent Green. And a bottle of your finest Slurm.
After sending Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png To speed up the evening, I’d like a table close to the kitchen, and an ambulance parked right outside.
After sending Kang
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png There’s something magical about being served your food by your food.
After sending Kodos
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png I ENJOY PAN-ASIAN CUISINE!
After sending Krusty
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Gimme the most expensive item on the menu, smothered in melted the second-most-expensive-item-on-the-menu.
After sending Moe
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I have never tasted un-turpentined wine.
After sending Ned
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Even Jesus ate our once in a while towards the end.
After sending Otto
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png I’ll start with a bowl of the color blue. For my main course, I’d like to watch “Strange Brew” with your coolest busboy.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png For dessert, the entire world holding hands and experiencing perfect knowingness.
After sending Profesor Frink
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I am working on a nutritious, lab-grown, food-replacement powder that will render restaurants obsolete. Full disclosure.
After sending Skinner
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Don’t expect me to thank you. An evening with Mother is joyless no matter the setting.
After sending Willie
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png If I had enough whiskey, I’ll believe anything is haggis. Remember this simple rule, and the evening will go better.
After the task is complete
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I’m pretty sure that was the meal that kills me. And I couldn’t be happier.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No offense, Dad, but watching you and everyone in that restaurant gorge themselves was kind of disgusting.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Couldn’t be happier…

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Moe’s is packed! This whole town is drunk!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We couldn’t afford it till now. When money’s no object, why would anyone choose to be sober?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We’re all super charming and fun now! And, yes, vehicular homocides have ticked up. But when you’re drunk, it just doesn’t matter.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I had no idea my prices were forcing everyone into horrible, sobriety. I gotta make up for that!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hey, everybody! Drinks on the house!
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 11” which is to “Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern” and “Make Springfielders Enjoy a Beer (x12)“. It takes 4 hours.
After sending Apu
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Wait, you have to be 21 to buy beer? Oh, boy. I have almost certainly ruined many young lives.
After sending Brockman
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Local newsman gets drunk and swings by his ex-wife’s house, only to discover she has definitely moved on. Story at eleven.
After sending Cletus
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png My Pappy had a saying: “Alkey-hall yum.” Words to live by.
After sending Comic Book Guy
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png One Romulan Ale, please. If you do not carry the real thing, a reasonable facsimile is Coors Light and green food coloring.
After sending Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I will drink your free beer. If that makes me a hero, so be it.
After sending Kang
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Alcohol has no effect on Rigellians. I drink only to look cool.
After sending Kodos
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png I APPLAUD YOUR CRAFT BEER MOVEMENT!
After sending Moe
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You picked me for this job?! Check the name on the sign. You know I get free beer all the time, right?
After sending Ned
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Let’s all raise a glass of this sinful devil’s brew, whose poisonous lies leadeth us astray from the path of — hey! Where’s everybody going?
After sending Professor Frink
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I am also working on a beer-replacement powder that will render alcohol obsolete. Full disclosure.
After sending Sideshow Mel
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png “For a quart of ale is a dish for a king! — William Shakespeare. “What he said!” — Sideshow Mel
After sending Skinner
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I do some of my best mimeographing when I’m drunk.
After sending Willie
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Hurry up! I can’t fact mopping the boys bathroom sober.
After the task is complete
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png That’s funny. I thought giving away beer to my neighbors would make me feel good. But, nope.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png It’s nice to know I haven’t been missing out on anything. Okay, you drunks. Prices just doubled!

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 12

After tapping on Bart’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Okay, Mom, here’s my Christmas list, along with attached appendices.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I’ve included an index at the back, and on page 45 you’ll find a glossary of common BB gun terms.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart, don’t you think that’s a bit excessive? Even by your standards?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh, I think we can afford to live a little, Lisa.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What they hey! This year, there is no budget! The sky’s the limit!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png When it’s free, we can buy as much of your love as we want!
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 12” which is to “Make Springfielders Shop for Loved Ones (x12)“. It takes 6 hours.
After sending Apu
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png The fact everything is free in no way improves the experience of shopping for eight toddlers.
After sending Cletus
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png No more diggin’ in the trash for mah family. From now on, I gets mah trash from big box stores!
After sending Comic Book Guy
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I have no idea what real adults buy.
After sending Dr. Nick
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png Your loved one just died on my examining table. It sometimes happens when a doctor has to take a patient’s pulse.
After sending Hans Moleman
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png What is the inside of a store like?
After sending Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge needs a new dress. Something adventurous. Unexpected. outside the box, if you will. I wonder if she’d look good in green…
After sending Kang
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png All Rigelians suffer from a crippling shopping addiction.
After sending Kodos
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png I WILL INVEST IN A GOOD PAIR OF JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After sending Krusty
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I’ll take aisles 4 through 6. A team of unpaid interns from Emerson will sort it all out once I get it home.
After sending Moe
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I bet you think the concept of “loved ones” is totally foreign to me.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png If you’re so smart, why don’t you tell me what a loved one is? And go slow — I’m taking copious notes.
After sending Rev. Lovejoy
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png If there’s a commandment against coveting your neighbors possessions, I’ve never heard of it!
After sending Smithers
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png My only loved one is a desiccated old monster who thinks only of doing evil. I’m the luckiest man on earth!

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 13

After tapping on Marge’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Hey, Lisa, what’s the matter, sweetie? You look upset.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Something doesn’t feel right about these gift cards, mom. They’re bringing out the worst in all of us.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Try not to think about it. Here, have some egg nog.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Thanks. Hey! This nog taste like Dad smells when he comes home from Moe’s. Did you spike my drink?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png No! Of course not! You’re a child! Now finish that glass. It’ll cheer you right up. And, uh, maybe don’t operate a motor vehicle for the next two hours.
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 13” which is to “Make Lisa Ponder the Meaning Of The Holidays”. It takes 24 hours.

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 14

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Wiggum! You want a sandwich? I bought a dozen of them. You know, like the rich guy I now am.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Rich guys always buy as much of something as possible, so you can tell them apart from poors. I think it’s one of the wealthy’s best qualities.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Thanks. Hey, have you noticed that when you don’t have to work for a living, you end up with a lot of time to kill?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, I find eating sandwiches to be a rewarding way to fill the time.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Other people may turn to reading, or spending time with loved one. But as for me, sandwiches.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I never realized you were so wise. I guess your wisdom gets lost beneath the innumerable dumb things you do and say.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whaaaggub?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Nevermind. Keep eating, friend. Keep eating.
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 14” which is to “Make Springfielders Overeat (x12)“. It takes 8 hours.
After sending Apu
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png America has taught me so much about overeating. Time to put it all into action.
After sending Brockman
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png My greatest gift as a newsman? All my weight gain occurs below desk-height.
After sending Comic Book Guy
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I assume you have some sort of machine back there that supersizes meals? Run my French fries through it ten times.
After sending Duffman
Tapped Out Duffman Icon.png Everything goes better with the great taste of Duff! So that’s my order: everything.
After sending Grampa
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png This will quite possibly kill me!
After sending Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You heard me — I’ll have the entire dessert cart.
After sending Kang
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Foolish humans! Your Cookies ‘n’ Cream is your only worthy creation!
After sending Kodos
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png EVERYTHING IS BETTER FRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After sending Ned
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png The Bible says, “Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you.” I’m just doing the Man Upstairs’ work.
After sending Rev. Lovejoy
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Yeah, well there’s no commandment against eating till you puke, either.
After sending Agnes
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Cut everything with Metamucil and let God sort ’em out!
After sending Dr. Hibbert
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I’m still in better health than most of these lazy slobs.
After sending Sea Captain
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Thar be the white whale! …is what I’ll say next time I look in the mirror.

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 15

After tapping on Moe’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Another round, bartender!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Can’t… lift… another… mug.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Town… too alcoholic… for one bartender… to serve.
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 15” which is to “Make Springfielders Drink Too Much (x12)“. It takes 8 hours.
After sending Agnes
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Tap on somebody else! I’m drinking!
After sending Barney
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png *BELCH!*
After sending Comic Book Guy
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Where are the busty wenches? Is this a Renn Fair, or isn’t it?
After sending Kodos
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png ME DRINK NOW!!!!!!!!!!
After sending Miss Springfield
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png *BUURRPP* Give me another beer, morality clause be damned!
After sending Krabappel
Tapped Out Edna Icon.png I just teach better with a crippling hangover.
After sending Rev. Lovejoy
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png I know a lot of people say this, but I totally pray better after a few drinks.
After sending The Rich Texan
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png Anyone want to see what I’m like when I’m even less inhibited? No? Too bad!

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 16

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Everybody get up! It’s time to go shopping! We need to get to those sales!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sales? Dad, it’s 6 AM and money has lost all meaning so sales are pointless. Also 6 AM.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If we wait ’til 7, we’ll miss all the pushing, shoving and rioting! And Christmas will be ruined.
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 16” which is to “Make Springfielders Stampede Stores (x12)“. It takes 12 hours.
After sending Hank Scorpio
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png I love a good riot! Reminds me of my time at Guantanamo Bay. Great accommodations, terrible meal plan.
After sending Herman
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Guerrilla warfare is the only way to deal with mass enemies like this. I’ll die before I miss out on a sale on one-armed T-shirts.
After sending Kodos
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png ALL YOUR DVD PLAYERS ARE BELONG TO US!
After sending Mr. Burns
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png A gentle breeze can leave me hospitalized. This will not end well.
After sending Otto
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png It will be some time before I realize I forgot my wallet.
After sending Professor Frink
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I have created a computer model that predicts crowd flow, this giving me a decided– good glayvin! So much pushing!
After sending Smithers
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png A lot of repressed rage is about to come out. Please look away.
After sending Snake
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png I look forward to robbing you in the parking lot.
After sending Wiggum
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I’m a sworn officer of the law, yes. But I’m also a greedy dude with a gun.
After sending Willie
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png My people were killing each other for no reason centuries ago!

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 17

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Look at what these holiday gift cards have done to this town, Dad. We’re falling apart!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sweetie, did you ever think maybe a town constructed of money and donuts isn’t meant to last forever?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It’s the Seven Deadly Sins on parade! We eat all the time — that’s Gluttony.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We lie around drinking all day — that’s Sloth!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We fight each other to buy everything in sight — Greed!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That’s only three sins. Four more to go — including some of the funnest ones!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wrath, Lust, Pride– ooh, and Envy! Let’s not pull the plug until I’ve had a chance to get in some sweet, sweet envying.
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 17” which is to “Make Lisa Destroy Gift Cards”. It takes 60 minutes.

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 18

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa! Why are you destroying the mysterious windfall from an unknown benefactor that has poisoned this once-peaceful small town?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, uh, you just explained it pretty well.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Thanks! But we gotta be careful. People love those cards, and you know how quickly angry mobs form in this town.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png They’re destroying gift cards! Kill the Simpsons!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, look at that! We’ve never had a Flanders-led mob before.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png When you’ve run from as many mobs as I have, you really appreciate novelty.
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 18” which is to “Make Lisa Hide from Springfielders”, “Make Homer Hide from Springfielders”, and “Make Springfielders Hunt for the Simpsons (x12)“. It takes 8 and 24 hours.
After sending Carl
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png The Simpsons are dear friends. But, you know, “when in Rome”…
After sending Comic Book Guy
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Stop the runners before they reach Sanctuary! SUCCESSFUL MOVIE REFERENCE!
After sending Drederick Tatum
Tapped Out Drederick Tatum Icon.png Ten years of intensive anger management classes, down the drain.
After sending Fat Tony
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png I’d be a hypocrite if I didn’t support all forms of mob violence.
After sending Kang
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png I have a Class Four Human Hunting License. Why am I not in charge?
After sending Kodos
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png ALL HUMANS LOOK THE SAME!!!!!!!!!
After sending Mr. Burns
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Yes, find the Simpsons! They’re the real villain in this town, right? Right, guys?
After sending Skinner
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I’d like to focus my hunting on Bart.
After sending Suzanne the Witch
Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon.png I could cast a spell to find them, but it seems more efficient to do random building searches.
After sending Willie
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Ah, it’s grand to be running, feeling the wind up my kilt, pursuing friends to their death.
After the task is complete
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Who’d have thought people would get so mad at the thought of going from rich bug shots to regular, poor losers.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, why are we doing this again?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png People need to see that they are abandoning everything in the face of limitless buying power.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The things that really matter in life aren’t tangible.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh. Yeah, I knew that… So, just so we’re clear, what we’re talking about will end free beer at Moe’s, won’t it?

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 19

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Claus Co is at the heart of all this trouble. But who are they?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hmmm… There’s some terms and conditions printed on the back of these gift cards.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png “Pursuant to the clause stated in paragraph 5, …” Dad! These conditions are even worse than a cell phone company’s!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They’re almost as draconian as the makers of popular mobile devices, such as phones and tablets!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The same devices upon which people play freemium games!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Anyone who’d waste their time on that junk deserves whatever’s coming to them.
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 19” which is to “Make Lisa Read Fine Print”. It takes 12 hours.

 

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 20

Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I found a loophole. Claus Co gift cards are only good for approximately 5 weeks.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png All this credit will be useless before the end of January. Then Springfield will go back to normal.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Gee, it hardly seems worth it murdering anybody over five lousy weeks. Six or seven, sure. But not five.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, maybe now we can all go back to celebrating the holidays the way we should — by gathering with family and friends.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png And sneaking off whenever possible to grind out all those sweet Claus Co prizes before five weeks is up!
The player receives “Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 20” which is to “Collect Presents (x50)“.
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