Training Day

Training Day Pt. 1

After player log in
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png March is here! And you know what that means: time to make my New Years Resolution!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Didn’t you make a resolution in January?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I did. It was stop postponing making New Years Resolutions. It isn’t going well.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So what’s your resolution? Hit the gym? Read more? Improve your lexicon?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, what have I told you about making up words. Gym? Ridiculous.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png My resolution is to prepare for St. Patrick’s Day down at O’Flanagan’s Pub so I don’t end up face down in the gutter by accident.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This year, I’ll end up there by choice!
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png And I won’t be taking any excuses like I did last year! So leave you hangovers and heart attacks at home!
The player receives “Training Day Pt. 1” which is to “Build O’Flanagan’s Pub” and “Send Springfielders to Train for St. Patrick’s Beer Bash (x10)“. It takes 12 hours.

 

Training Day Pt. 2

After tapping on Tom O’Flanagan’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png To borrow a phrase from James Joyce and Spring Break Cancun – DRINK, DRINK DRINK!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I’m starting to think this is a bad idea…
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Second thoughts are for the sober! Drink those doubts away!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Booze, you’ve helped me make and forget – so many bad decisions. How ’bout one more for old times’ sake?
The player receives “Training Day Pt. 2” which is to “Make Homer Drink his Doubts Away”. It takes 12 hours.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo Hoo! It worked! I no longer regret this reckless romp of drinking!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Or this Gangnam Style tattoo – guaranteed to stay topical and hilarious forever!

 

Training Day Pt. 3

After tapping on Tom O’Flanagan’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Homer, congratulations!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Am I finally ready to participate in all the St. Patrick’s Day festivities?
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png No, you’ve graduated from a Wee Little Laddy to a Bar Wench in the O’Flanagan’s School of Drinking and Tae Kwon Do.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What’s the top level?
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Black belt! Sorry, I mean Leprechaun Lush! but no non-Irishman has ever achieved that level.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Then I shall be the first! And it will be the greatest achievement of my life!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What about your three beautiful children and loving wife?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Who?
The player receives “Training Day Pt. 3” which is to “Make Homer Reach Level Leprechaun Lush”. It takes 24 hours.

 

Training Day Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Homer, you’ve failed at so many things: real estate exams, successfully making list of three… you must not fail at this.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But this hard, glass-strewn concrete floor looks so inviting. Maybe I’ll just take a little nap.
The player receives “Training Day Pt. 4” which is to “Make Homer Pass Out”. It takes 12 hours.

 

Training Day Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hello, is anyone there?
Ghost of Liver Past Hoooommmeeeer, it’s me. The Ghost of Liver Past.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The Ghost of Liver Past? Never heard of you.
Ghost of Liver Past That’s because those Christmas ghosts used up all of our public relations budget! It’s all about social media these days. I mean… boooooooooo!
Ghost of Liver Past I’m here to show you how things used to be when you drank responsibly, by magically transporting you through time and space.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Do I have to walk?
Ghost of Liver Past No.
Ghost of Liver Past You do have to stand while I possess you though.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uhhhh… fine. But I’m bringing a brew.
The player receives “Training Day Pt. 5” which is to “Make Homer See his Drinking Past”. It takes 60 minutes.
Ghost of Liver Past Look upon your first St. Patrick’s Day beer purchase at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Who’s that fat balding guy? And when do I get my raffle ticket?
Ghost of Liver Past I really don’t think you’re getting what’s going on here. That’s you. From the past? You follow?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If I say yes, will i get my raffle ticket?

 

Training Day Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Where am I? The last thing I remember was a liver ghost slapping me in the face.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You know what I always say, Homer — when a liver ghost slaps you, you slap back.
Ghost of Liver Past HOMER! I’m the Ghost of Liver Future! I’m here to show you what you will become if you continue drinking.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So more being possessed? Jeez, is this St. Patrick’s or Halloween?
The player receives “Training Day Pt. 6” which is to “Make Homer See What his Drinking Life Might Become”. It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That was awful! The dank, dark bars. The sticky floors. The broken dreams… brand condom machines.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don’t want that to be my life! Please tell me how I can change my ways!
Ghost of Liver Past I can’t… because I’m actually the Ghost of Liver Present! Bet you didn’t see that coming!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So this is what my life is like now? And you’re what my liver looks like now?
Ghost of Liver Past I know — sad right? There’s no Ghost of Liver Future because your liver doesn’t have a future.
Ghost of Liver Past Also because people got too used to the three ghost system, so we had to change it up.
Ghost of Liver Past We’re beta testing it now. Actually, if you’d be willing to fill out a short questionnaire…
Ghost of Liver Past Oh, you’re crying. Well I’ll just put down satisfied and see myself out.

 

Training Day Pt. 7

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What have I been doing? Training for St. Patrick’s day when I could have been stopping to smell the roses.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Assuming people played the Valentine’s Day update.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I was so focused on my drinking, I forgot about the most important thing in my life — my, I don’t know, family probably.
The player receives “Training Day Pt. 7” which is to “Make Homer Reflect on his Life”. It takes 12 hours.

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