Welcome To The Stonecutters Walkthrough

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 36

After tapping on Krusty’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Number 36, I have a task of the utmost importance.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Lay it on me, I owe you guys for “taking care” of that little incident between Mr. Teeny and Barack Obama’s dog.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Like every powerful secret society, The Stonecutters are highly dependent on a subsidy from the Corn lobby.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png We need you to sell corn in your restaurants.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Dude, everything in my restaurant is made of corn and some kind of adhesive. The buns, the pickles, even the Laughy Meal toys.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Excellent. Now figure out a way to double that.
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 36” which is to “Make Number 36 Promote Corn-sumerism”. It takes 4 hours.

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 600

After tapping on Skinner’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Skinner, as Chosen One I’m ordering you to alter some records at the school.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png But Chosen One, I could lose my job for tampering with school records.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Besides, Bart needs to learn that his actions have consequences.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Who said anything about the boy? I want you to make Lisa’s “F” in Physical Education go away.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Lisa?! Anything for her!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Her test scores are the only thing that keeps us from having to put quotation marks around the word “school.”
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 600” which is to “Make Number 600 Tamper with School Records”. It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh my goodness! I’m going to be presented with an award for excellence. I’ll to have to shift some things around on my award shelf.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait, this can’t be right. It says I’m getting an award for outstanding performance in Physical Education?!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ooh, I’ll bet those Stonecutters are behind this.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Still. An award is an award. I better go scrunch some trophies closer together.

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 85

After tapping on Willie’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Ach! It’s great being a Stonecutter, but I hate having to wear this silly robe.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png How kin ye feel like a man when ye’re wearing a floor-length gown?
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Ah bet with a few alterations Willie could turn this girly dress into a manly skirt!
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 85” which is to “Make Number 85 Fashion Robes into a Kilt”. It takes 4 hours.

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 21

After tapping on Moe’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Ah, having a cocktail with the guys.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png It’s nice to not be the booze monkey who has to jump every time someone says, “I need another beer!”
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png I need another beer!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Moe, could you shamble down to the basement and fetch another keg?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Why me? I outrank a lot of these guys!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png I know, but the kegs are large and must be carried on one’s back. We need a man with a good hump between his shoulders.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Well, okay. I guess it’s nice to be wanted for my body.
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 21” which is to “Make Number 21 Restock the Stonecutter Keggery”. It takes 4 hours.

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 50

After tapping on Wiggum’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You asked to see me, O great 1?
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Ah yes, Number 50, I’m embarrassed to say I’ve had a few more parking tickets.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png But how? You have the ultimate parking sticker. You can park anywhere. Even in your office building.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png We had to change all kinds of building codes to let you drive through the lobby like that.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Yes, but although I’m usually allowed to park near hydrants, I cannot when firemen are actively fighting an apartment fire.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png It looks like they cited you for “parking on top of their hoses.” And for your car being on fire. I’ll take care of these right away.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And I’ll make sure those firemen get only the worst fires from now on!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png You needn’t bother.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png But you know that thing where women think all firemen are sexy?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Yeah.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Maybe not so much for those guys.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Got it.
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 85” which is to “Make Number 50 Dispose of Parking Tickets”. It takes 4 hours.

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 111

After tapping on Grampa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Where am I? Why am I wearing this robe? Who put this chicken wing in my hand?
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png You are a Stonecutter, this an event planning meeting and you were giving the “ice” report.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Good. Thank you, Number 111.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png You know, in my day we didn’t need ice! Room temperature – that was the latest craze!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Oh, dear God…
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Back then, we worked hard to out-racist each other and developed new and exciting ways to explain away science…
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png We must review our retirement/euthanasia policy.
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 111” which is to “Make Number 111 Reminisce How Things Were Better”. It takes 4 hours.

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 22

After tapping on Quimby’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Hello Number 22, my dear friend! How are you enjoying your mayorship?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I am loving it. Thank you. It was the most amazing Secret Santa gift anyone could hope for.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png I’m just glad you like it. While I’m here, would it be possible to get some by-laws passed?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Whatever you want. Just tell my girl.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Don’t you want to look these over? Some of them are rather nefarious.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Then peddle it somewhere else because I have a responsibility to my constituents.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Good one, 22! Those improv classes are paying off.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Did I, er, say it right? Constituents? That’s a word, isn’t it?
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 22” which is to “Make Number 22 Sneak in a Bylaw”. It takes 4 hours.

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 66

After tapping on Kent Brockman’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png I bring grim tidings, Your 1-ness.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Lisa Simpson and her Anti-Stonecutter rallies have gotten a lot of people asking questions about this thing of ours.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png I’m afraid the network is feeling pressured to take a closer look at The Stonecutters.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Looks like this town needs a little distraction. Perhaps a fear-inducing crackpot theory or three.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Think you can handle that?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png If I can’t, then I don’t deserve to call myself a small market local newscaster.
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 66” which is to “Make Number 66 Broadcast “Crackpot” Theories”. It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Tonight: Is the moon slowly killing us?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Also, does the color of your pants affect your ability to father a child?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Later, we’ll learn about pets who turn against their owners in the third part of our series: “Terror In The Hamster-ball”

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 2

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Oh Number 2, masterminding evil plots has really taken its toll on me.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png You just need a little perking up. I’ll schedule a liver transplant for you.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Is my liver failing?!
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png No, but it’s nice to have new stuff.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Well, all right. But aren’t there waiting lists for these sorts of things?
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Pshaw! You let me worry about that.
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 2” which is to “Make Number 2 Re-jig Waiting Lists”. It takes 4 hours.

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 59

After tapping on Smithers’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Number 59, I notice that when the other members talk you seem to pay very close attention.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Not to every member, just the distinguished ones like Mr. Burns… and you.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Would you mind taking minutes during our next meeting?
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I’ll hang on your every word.
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 59” which is to “Make Number 59 Take Meeting Minutes”. It takes 4 hours.

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 12

After tapping on Lenny’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Man, being in a secret cult is the best!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png It ain’t gonna be secret much longer if you keep inviting people to join.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Do you really want all these idiots to get in?
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png No! I hate them all. I don’t want any of them to get in. It’s just…
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png I think I’m addicted to hazing.
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 59” which is to “Make Number 12 Haze Initiate”. It takes 4 hours.

 

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 14

After tapping on Carl’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Hey, Lenny, they want me to pose for the cover of the Stonecutter’s Annual Report!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Do you think they asked you because they’re getting heat for not allowing women and they’re trying to seem more… inclusive?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png No! They chose me cause I’m photogenic.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Though they want me to pose in a wheelchair and wear a shirt that says, “Trans-gender”.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Work it, Girl!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png You know I will.
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 14” which is to “Make Number 14 Do Stonecutters Publicity Piece”. It takes 4 hours.

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 314

After tapping on Frink’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Number 314, I need you to build a “doomsday” weapon.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png We’re the only secret organization without one and it’s getting embarrassing.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Certainly. There are basically two ways we could go…
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png There is implosion, with the sucking and whooshing and everyone crowded into a teeny-tiny speck…
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Or there is explosion with the booms and the flashes and everything gets waaaay more spread out… very roomy…
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png I leave the choice to you. Have fun with it!
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 314” which is to “Make Number 314 Create a Doomsday Weapon”. It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Good glay-vin! I’ve done it! I’ve built a device which will alter the universe as we know it!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png How does it work?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It’s a “What if?” device. I simply set it to: “What if the big bang missed?” and everything changes.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Until we use it we won’t know exactly what happens.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png We could be erased from existence or we could look the same but with noses right next to our butts. Which would be… bad, too. Ahoyvin.

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 79

After tapping on Disco Stu’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png Lodge Brothers from other Lodge Mothers. I’ve brought you the gift of disco.
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png Dance floor, strobe, and DJ – everything to make this a Boogie Night.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But we’re all dudes. Who are we going to dance with?
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png Turn the lights down as low as they go and you can’t see that you’re dancing alone!
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png That’s what Disco Stu does every night.
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png Every. Single. Night.
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png Disco Stu just realized he has crippling depression.
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 79” which is to “Make Number 79 Host Disco Night at the Lodge”. It takes 4 hours.

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 67

After tapping on Arnie Pye’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Hello Number 67.
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png Gah! Every time I hear my name it reminds me that Brockman, that overpaid hairstyle, is one rank higher than me!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png You know, if you were able to, er uh, snarl traffic in the district of my political rival, I may be able to, er-uh, bump you up a few numbers.
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s ruining someone else’s day. Traffic, get ready to stand still!
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 67” which is to “Make Number 67 Redirect Traffic Flow”. It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png I did it! Now give me my new number!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png You idiot! You taunted Brockman the whole time. On the air! You used my name!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Now I have to get an aide to change their name to Quimby so I can pin the rap on them.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I’m starting to think that punishing commuters for petty slights committed by their elected officials might not be, er ah, worth it.

 

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 5

After tapping on Jasper’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Well, Homer, looks like you saved the best for last!
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png You better believe that’s a paddlin’!
The player receives “Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 5” which is to “Make Number 908 Get Paddled”. It takes 16 hours.

4 thoughts on “Welcome To The Stonecutters Walkthrough

  1. If you dont have premium characters arnie, jasper and disco stu, do the costumes and quests get saved till you unlock them?

  2. It would have been nice i they
    Allowed you to use the premium charachters just for the event so you could do the missions for the extra emblems I mean really also they pretty stingy with the POints every house clicked should have been 5 pts not just the stone cutter lodge. Not everyone has tons of cash to buy temples 100 doughnuts a pop. N not everyone can be on as religiously As others. And as a dedicated fan that has somewhat of a life and other obligTions other then to spending money on this game I feel as most others that we deserve a few extra points here n there at the end if an event to try n get the top prize. Screw the arc if the covinent. I’m pretty sure a huge looking statue of Satans anvil is way more gratifying then some cheeky lil box prob not even animated. It’s a slap in fans faces just cause we don’t stonecutter our lives 100% to it and yes if you calculate it you could only miss a few days at most for leeway and still get the top prize.

    There should be a way you can earn some extra emblems in game at the 3 day mark of the end i which to land the top prizes. As a point farmer like most i understand it makes you mad as hell doing a long event missing a few days or so cause of work or what not n then getting kinda virtually slapped in the face.

    I hope they add a lil extra stuff for Fourth of July but keep a few of what made the last one good.

    Maybe add like a special presidential bunker that Abe can hide in.

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