Whacking Day

Whacking Day Pt. 1

Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What’s your problem?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It’s Whacking Day.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woohoooo! The greatest day of the year!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But Dad, killing snakes is evil.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You know what snakes are, right? Slimy, slithery guys? Always up to no good? Deserve a good, solid
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Just try to whack quietly, please, so I can get some work done.
The player receives “Whacking Day Pt. 1”, which is to “Make Lisa do Next Week’s Homework” and to “Send Homer on a Snake Hunt!”. They each take 24 hours.

 

Whacking Day Pt. 2

Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I know the whole town loves Whacking Day, but, Homer, snakes are God’s creatures.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Really? What about that one who was a total jerk to Adam and that girl he was seeing?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I guess if any animal does belong to the devil, it is the serpent.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png See, stupid Flanders, it’s what Jebus would want.
the player receives “Whacking Day Pt. 2”, which is to “Whack 50 Snakes”.

 

Whacking Day Pt. 3

After tapping on Apu’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Welcome to your official whacking day headquarters. I’ve hidden a snake somewhere in the store. The first one to whack it gets a free SQUISHEE.
the player receives “Whacking Day Pt. 3”, which is to “Make Apu Hold a Whacking Day Promotion”. it takes 24 hours.

 

Whacking Day Pt. 4

After tapping on Apu’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Hey! Hey! Oh, I should have put more thought into my promotion. It will take me hours to clean up this mess.
the player receives “Whacking Day Pt. 4”, which is to “Make Apu do a Kwik-E-Mart 8hr Shift”. it takes 8 hours.

 

Whacking Day Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Grab a stick, Flanders, and get whacking!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Oh I couldn’t. Killing defenseless animals is wrong.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just pretend you’re Ehud, and the snakes are Eglon, king of Moab.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I don’t know where you got such an obscure Biblical reference, but it works for me! Let’s kill some snakes!
the player receives “Whacking Day Pt. 5”, which is to “Make Ned Send Snakes back to Hell”. it takes 24 hours.

 

Whacking Day Pt. 6

Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Dang! I clean forgot about Whacking Day. Where’m I gonna get a stick at this hour?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If you need a weapon, what about that shotgun in your back pocket?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Doesn’t seem very sporting…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, Cletus. Whacking Day is just like any other beloved tradition: the point is to murder as many snakes as possible. By any means necessary.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Well said, fat man.
the player receives “Whacking Day Pt. 6”, which requires the player to “Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus’s Farm” and to “Make Cletus Shoot Snakes”. it takes 12 hours.

 

Whacking Day Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That’s it! I can no longer sit by as our un-limbed brothers and sisters are whacked into non-existence for no other crime than being different!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png They also committed the crime of being slimy. And the crime of scaring Indiana Jones.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Those aren’t crimes!
the player receives “Whacking Day Pt. 7”, which is to “Send Lisa to Release Snakes from Another Town”. it takes 5 hours.

 

Whacking Day Pt. 8

After tapping on Milhouse’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Whacking Day always strikes me as a bit unfair. I mean, I’m so much bigger and stronger than a snake.
the player receives Whacking Day Pt. 8, which requires the player to “Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten House” and to “Make Milhouse Get Bullied by a Snake”. it takes 12 hours.

 

Whacking Day Pt. 9

After tapping on Ned’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Don’t worry little brother. We’ll smite these unholy serpents back to Genesis!
the player receives “Whacking Day Pt. 9”, which is to “Make Ned Send Snakes back to Hell”. it takes 24 hours.

 

Whacking Day Pt. 10

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Principle Skinner, I need to call an emergency meeting with you.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Certainly Lisa. My door is always open. How about…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We need to STOP this dreadful snake massacre immediately. It’s cruel.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png …next Wednesday at 11:30pm?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But that’s way past my bedtime!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Sorry Lisa, gotta run.
the player receives “Whacking Day Pt. 10”, which is to “Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary” and to “Make Skinner Hide from Lisa”. it takes 24 hours.

 

Whacking Day Pt. 11

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Principle Skinner, are you avoiding me?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png What? Of course not. What self-respecting adult would hide from a little girl?
the player receives “Whacking Day Pt. 11”, which is to “Make Skinner Hide from Lisa”. it takes 24 hours.

 

Whacking Day Pt. 12

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Fine, then I’ll do this on my own.
the player receives “Whacking Day Pt. 12”, which is to “Make Lisa Release Snakes from Another Town”. it takes 5 hours.

 

Whacking Day Pt. 13

After tapping on Skinner’s exclamation mark
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Willie, what’s that you’re injecting yourself with?
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Snake venom. It makes you strong, according to the ancient Scots.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I wonder why you never hear people talk about “the wisdom of the ancient Scots?”
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Probably because they were idiots who were wrong about everything. Now shut up and let me inject myself.
the player receives “Whacking Day Pt. 13”, which is to “Reach Level 10 and Build Willie’s Shack” and to “Make Willie Inject Himself with Snake Venom”. it takes 12 hours.

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